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Monday, 31 March 2008

Lover forced IT executive to have sex with gigolos


KUALA LUMPUR: An IT executive had sex with at least six gigolos between 2003 and 2006 to please her married boyfriend who video recorded the sessions and is now threatening her with exposure.

The man brought the gigolos to their apartment and paid them RM100 each after the sessions.

The 32-year-old woman from Ampang did what she did because she was so in love with the man and was willing to do anything for her boyfriend, said MCA Public Services and Complaints Department head Datuk Michael Chong at a press conference.

“Three years ago, the man’s wife found out about their relationship and advised her to leave him, but she refused then,” he said.

But the woman’s nightmare began last December when she finally decided to leave the man she had met seven years ago, said Chong to whom the woman turned for help.

“He has threatened to harm her. He also harasses her family, colleagues and new boyfriend,” he said.

Chong added that the woman’s family was unaware of her sex liaisons with gigolos.

He said she refused to lodge a police report although he had advised her to do so.

Chong urged the married man to leave the woman alone and advised women to be cautious about what they were prepared to do for their boyfriends.

Source: The Star Online

Tuesday, 25 March 2008

Booboo in hamper presented to students


JOHOR BARU: Skudai assemblyman Dr Boo Cheng Hau has apologised to the owner of a tuition centre for wrongfully presenting hampers with alcohol to two students from the centre.

Dr Boo explained that his supporters had donated the hampers to be given out to the two students who excelled in their Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia (SPM) examination.

Dr Boo also explained that he was suppose to attend the prize-giving event on Friday but was not feeling well and as such had sent his assistant Ng Siam Luang to represent him.

"A supporter bought the hampers and we did not check the items in it," he said, adding that they overlooked the matter.

He added that they would get a brand new hamper for them.

Dr Boo, who is also state DAP chairman, together with Ng and other party supporters had gone to the centre Tuesday to apologise to the centre's owner and students here.

The centre's owner Azmi Nordin accepted the apology and said he was proud to have such a leader and was grateful that Dr Boo had taken time off to visit them personally.

Source: The Star Online

Monday, 24 March 2008

1 million visitors for doing that!


I don't get it, this girl gets one million plus visitors, that's right, ONE Million visitors plus for doing mundane stuff. Can anyone explain to me the logic of youtube viewers. For everyone's information, the girl's name (according to her youtube profile) is MRirian. She's of mixed Caucasian and Japanese parentage.

Doing something with her eyes and doing peace sign - 1,111,492 visitors as of today


Drinking coke - 990,616 visitors as of today


Eating Pizza and reading a book - freaking 1,548,937 visitors as of today

Tuesday, 18 March 2008

The Ant & The Grasshopper - "NEP" Version


FM received this email from a friend. The author unknown.

Original Version

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away.

Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.


New Version

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The Grasshopper thinks the Ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays The summer away.

Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.

TV1, TV2 & TV3 show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. The majority of the Parliament is stunned by the sharp contrast.

How can it be that this poor Grasshopper be allowed to suffer so?

Khairy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant's house. Nazri goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that Grasshoppers be accorded the same comfort during winter. Most of the related people criticize the Government for not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.

The local newspapers (MSNs) & the Internet are flooded with online petitions seeking support for the Grasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for prompt support as against the wrath of God for non-compliance).

The U Must Not Object controlled Parliament immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and Grasshoppers. Hishammudin provide 'More Special Reservation' for Grasshoppers in Educational Institutions & in Government Services.

The Ant is found guilty and fined for failing to comply with 30% sharing. Having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes; its home is confiscated by the Government and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by the MSNs.

Prime Minister announces to the whole nation that this is part of the Never Ending Policy and all have to respect, no questions asked and have to follow it.

Many years later The Ant has since migrated and set up a multi-billion dollar company in its new country. In spite of the NEP, 100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation everywhere.
With the loss of many hard working Ants who worked very hard feeding the Grasshoppers, the country still remains a developing country!!!

Where will the country be without the Ants............................so.... are you the brilliant hardworking Ant or the Grasshopper that is dependent on the NEP and forever hoping for aid???

Note: A few people left comments suggesting the Ants and Grasshoppers represent certain races, c'mon read carefully, the Ants and Grasshoppers are insects-lah. Full stop! :)

Monday, 10 March 2008

Women in jeans 'cannot be raped'



Italy's highest court has ruled that a woman wearing jeans cannot be raped.

The Supreme Court of Appeal in Rome on Wednesday overturned a rape conviction, saying that the supposed victim must have agreed to sex because her jeans could not have been removed without her consent.

A court in the southern town of Potenza had convicted a driving instructor of raping his 18-year-old pupil.

The instructor, aged 45 and identified only as Carmine, had been sentenced to 34 months' jail.

His defence had argued that the young woman - identified as Rosa - had consented to sex, a version of events which the woman strongly denied.

The Supreme Court ruled that it was impossible to remove a pair of jeans "without the collaboration of the person wearing them", and that the young woman must therefore have consented to sex.

In a judgement likely to anger women's rights organisations, the rape conviction was reversed.

Driving instructors in Italy have a reputation, deserved or undeserved, for molesting young female pupils, and the case appeared at first to be a familiar story of sexual assault on a lonely country road.