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Monday, 28 April 2008

Raja Petra Raja Kamaruddin vs. RTM


For those who missed Raja Petra Raja Kamaruddin interview in RTM on Sunday 27th April, 2008, you can view them below. For those who are not familiar who Raja Petra Raja Kamaruddin is, he is a well known blogger in Malaysia.


Who is Raja Petra Raja Kamaruddin?

Raja Petra bin Raja Kamarudin (born September 27, 1950[1]) is a Malaysian editor known for running the Malaysia Today website and publishing a series of commentary articles on Malaysian politics in the website. He is also fondly referred to as Peter or by the initials RPK among fellow bloggers in his website.

Raja Petra was a leading member of Parti Keadilan Nasional (now Parti Keadilan Rakyat)—the party set up in response to the arrest of former Malaysian deputy prime minister Anwar Ibrahim in 1998. On April 11, 2001, Raja Petra and 10 other opposition activists were detained under the Internal Security Act (ISA) for allegedly plotting to overthrow then prime minister Mahathir bin Mohamad. He was released from the detention center 52 days later.

Raja Petra started the Malaysia Today website and his blog to facilitate open discussion on Malaysia's political and social scenes. In his online writings, he is often very witty, humorous and sometimes critical of the current political developments in Malaysia. In his Malaysia Today's columns, he advocates for transparency, accountability and justice in the Malaysian political system. He often denounces money politics, corruption, and ethnic polarisation that is deeply rooted in Malaysian society.

Source: Wikipedia

RTM Interview

Part 1


Part 2


Part 3

Thursday, 24 April 2008

Police not dropping molest case against ex-minister


Police will not drop investigations into molest allegations by a woman against a former minister, despite the retraction of the report by the victim. City police chief Datuk Muhammad Sabtu Osman said the police will continue investigating the case and are waiting to talk to the former minister, who is currently overseas.

“It is not up to us (police) to drop the case. We will record a statement from the VIP when he returns from overseas to find out what actually transpired,” he said today.

Muhammad Sabtu said police were currently interviewing eyewitnesses and would forward the investigation papers to the deputy public prosecutor’s office as soon as the investigation was completed, whatever the outcome.

The 30-year-old woman had, on Wednesday, retracted a report she had lodged last week alleging molest by the former minister, in his 50s.

The woman’s lawyer, Datuk Shafee Abdullah, said his client had given him a statutory declaration to retract the police report, claiming that the whole situation was a misunderstanding.
The statutory declaration has been handed over to the Attorney-General's Chambers and the police.

In her report on Friday, she had alleged that the former minister hugged her last Thursday while she was at work in a cigar shop at a five-star hotel in Kuala Lumpur Sentral, Brickfields.

The report was lodged at the Brickfields police headquarters.

Muhammad Sabtu said police may recommend that the woman be charged with lodging a false report if the investigation leads to this.

Meanwhile, lawyer Karpal Singh said the woman cannot withdraw the report, according to law.

“A person who lodges a report cannot at his whim and fancy withdraw same by way of a letter of statutory declaration. A person who lodges a report runs the risk of lodging a false report. He is bound by the contents of the report,” he said in a statement.

Karpal said action against the former minister should be taken if the contents of the report were found to be true, even though the report had been withdrawn.

“However, if the probe reveals that the contents of the report are false, then the woman should be charged with giving false information to the police.”

Source: The New Straits Times

For those wish to know the identity of the ex-minister, Jeff Ooi in his blog seems to have an idea who the person is. We used the word 'person' because it could be a man or woman :) Anyway, we will let you guys decipher the clue in Jeff Ooi blog. With few choice words and google it, you all will get the name of the alleged ex-minister. Bare in mind, at this stage it is still unsubstantiated allegation and the identity of the ex-minister is still hush-hush.

Ex-minister had no intention of outraging my modesty, says lounge promoter


FM: It seems that the new politically correct way to refer to GROs nowadays are lounge promoters :) I wonder who is the ex-minister being referred to, anybody have any idea?

KUALA LUMPUR: The woman who alleged that a former Cabinet minister had outraged her modesty now wants to withdraw her report, claiming she “misunderstood” the incident.

The 30-year-old promoter at a lounge in a five-star hotel here, in a statutory declaration sent to Attorney-General Tan Sri Abdul Gani Patail through her lawyer Datuk Muhammad Shafee Abdullah, said she was “sensitive and moody” at the time of the incident last Thursday.

She said she had known the former minister over the past five years, and that he had acted in jest without any bad intention. However, she said she felt offended at that time due to her “complicated mood which led to her lodging a police report the next day.

“I realise now that I may have misunderstood the entire episode that took place last Thursday.

“When he jokes, he sometimes likes to touch my shoulder or arms but it is something that I accepted as normal among friends especially those we have known for a long time,” she said in her statement.

The woman also said she regretted lodging the police report, as there was no intention on the part of the former minister, who is still an MP, to outrage her modesty or act inappropriately.

She said she was used to the VIP’s jokes and “rough ways” and had never objected to his actions nor felt offended by it previously.

“I cannot remember exactly the conversation between me and the VIP although in my statement to the police I may have said something else.

“I am afraid I may have misinterpreted or misheard (him). The VIP concerned is known to always joke like that and it is normal for him to be like that,” she said, and apologised for lodging the report.

Gani confirmed he had received a fax copy of the statutory declaration from Muhammad Shafee.

“I will forward this request to the police and it is up to them to investigate and get back to me,” he said.


Source: The Star Online

Wednesday, 23 April 2008

Theft of RM40 scrap metal behind blackout in Sabah


KOTA KINABALU: Metal thieves blacked out almost the entire state of Sabah on Monday – for a mere RM40.

It is believed they removed steel pieces from a 132kV transmission tower that led to its collapse, triggering a major power blackout lasting nearly six hours from 6.41pm and affecting 300,000 consumers.

Sabah Electricity Sdn Bhd managing director Baharin Din told a press conference yesterday that 20 pieces of steel holding the tower at Suang Parai area here had been removed.


“They could probably get about RM40 in scrap value but they caused huge losses and inconvenience to the people of Sabah,” Baharin said adding that the tower cost RM400,000 to build. Economic losses caused by the six-hour blackout would be even bigger.

Baharin said the transmission line between Kayu Madang and Universiti Malaysia Sabah collapsed, leading to a domino effect, tripping all SESB and independent power plants connected to the various grids.

“We lost about 500MW of power and 90% of the state was affected,” he said adding that power was restored in stages from 7.15pm on Monday.

Full power was restored by 12.15am yesterday. A temporary tower is now being built with help from SESB's parent company Tenaga Nasional Berhad. A permanent one will take four months to complete.

“The situation is fragile as we are using an alternative underground 66kV cable to channel power from a generating plant here,” Baharin said, adding that the west coast of Sabah was providing much of the supply to the east coast areas, where their generation capacity was low due to old diesel-powered generators.

He said SSEB might implement load-shedding depending on the demand at peak times between 11am and noon and 3pm to 4pm.

On why there was no mechanism to stop the domino effect, Baharin said such a mechanism could only be done if there was excess power supply.

Some 83,000 consumers in Beaufort, Keningau, Tambunan, Tenom, Telupid and Ranau were not affected by the blackout as their supply was not connected to the grid.

SESB received a record 3,848 calls to its hotline number 15454 during the six-hour blackout.

Kota Kinabalu police chief Asst Comm Ahmad Sofi Zakaria said a full investigation was being carried out and they were also checking with scrap dealers to nab the culprits.

Monday, 14 April 2008

'Oral Me' toothpaste


What's in the name?


A toothpaste sold at a hypermarket here, has raised a few eyebrows as well as having drawn laughter as its brand name was considered to be rather suggestive by some people.

The brand? 'Oral-Me'.

The product is a toothpaste manufactured by a Kulim, Kedah, based company.

Melissa Leong, 28, from Sabah, felt the brand name carried sexual connotation.

"Manufacturers should think twice when naming their products," she said.
Kuala Lumpur based advertising executive Martin Voon asked if the manufacturer understood the phrase while coining the brand name.

"I'm shocked. Such words are normally found on a spoof,” he said.

Kieran Sharkey, an English teacher in a college, said the name does not carry a positive connotation and could be misconstrued.

"With the amount of information available to the younger generation, I feel they can interpret it wrongly. Manufacturers should be careful otherwise they will be made fun of," he laughed.

The company could not be reached for comment.

Source: The New Straits Times

FM: Kenny Sia wrote a blog on this faux pas few months ago. The images below are from his blog. Read his blog





Friday, 11 April 2008

KLIA Heist: CCTVs not switched on during shoot-out


KUALA LUMPUR: The closed-circuit television cameras outside the Kuala Lumpur International Airport departure hall were not switched on during the shoot-out.

And it was also revealed that the off-duty policeman, who was initially thought to have been caught in the crossfire, was involved in the shoot-out with the gunmen.

The policeman, however, was hit twice and his police-issued semi-automatic pistol was taken by the gunmen.

Federal Criminal Investigation Department director Datuk Mohd Bakri Zinin said checks showed the CCTVs were switched on again after the five-minute shoot-out.

"It has hampered police investigations. We were hoping that the footages from the CCTVs could have provided us with information about the gunmen," Bakri said.
"What's the point of having CCTVs if they are not switched on? It is not for decorative purposes."

Bakri declined to elaborate on the matter but said police were working on several leads, including photofits of the suspects, based on eye-witness accounts.

"We believe that at least two of the gunmen were injured in the shoot-out. We are on the lookout for those seeking treatment for gunshot wounds."

Police are pulling out files on Indian gangs who were linked to similar robberies in the past as the gunmen who shot the moneychangers on Wednesday were said to be of dark complexion and had shouted instructions in Tamil.

The gunmen were believed to have escaped in two four-wheel drives, believed to be a BMW and a Toyota Hilux. Until press time, no arrests have been made, nor have the vehicles been spotted.

Bakri did not discount the possibility that the robbery was an inside job as very few people knew of the moneychangers' movements on Wednesday.

Malaysia Airports Berhad senior general manager (operations) Da-tuk Azmi Murad refused to comment on the CCTVs.

"This is a police case. Let the police comment on this," he said, adding that it was helping police in the investigations.

When pressed further, he said the CCTVs were operated by it.

Two CCTVs are visible at the driveway outside the departure hall.

Source: The New Straits Times


Backround story:

KILL ’EM ALL


... Gunman’s chilling scream in daring RM3.3m KLIA robbery

THE chilling cry was: “Kill ‘em all.” Those were the terrifying words screamed in Tamil by a gunman just before he and his three accomplices opened fi re on two money changers and their armed security escorts in a daring RM3.5 million robbery at Kuala Lumpur International Airport (KLIA) yesterday.

This ambush, at 7.50pm, happened in full view of security personnel and airport users at the entrance to the departure hall. The ensuing gun battle between the robbers and the escorts left five people injured.

Police recovered 40 spent shell casings at the scene in what has been described as the most daring robbery in a highsecurity area.

The manner in which this gang, yet to be identified by police, pulled it off, indicates it was a do-or-die mission.

The last major incident at an airport was in Nov 20, 2006, when 20 men in Rela uniform raided a warehouse at the Batu Maung Free Commercial Zone in Penang and made off with RM50 million worth of microchips. On Aug 31, 1994, the Mamak Gang pulled off a RM10 million gold bar heist at Subang Airport.

Injured in the crossfi re was a Nepalese man, Lal Bahadur Shrees, 29, who was to take a flight home, and an off-duty police officer, Lance Corporal Zainuddin Mat Isa, 39, who were hit in the legs by stray bullets.

Others injured in their legs and thighs were security guard Ahmad Suhaime Mohd Yussop, 49, and money changers Muhamad Fadzil Amanullah Khan, 20, and Buhakri Abdullah, 22.

One of the victims, Nagur Gani, 36, was among the three money changers in the group. He was the only one in the group who wasn’t injured in the gun battle.

He said the group, from their offi ce in Kuala Lumpur, had gone to KLIA to conduct a monetary transaction with another group.

He said they were carrying a bag filled with SGD1.5 (RM3.5 million) to exchange it for Indonesian rupiahs with another party.

His group, he said, had arrived at Gate 7, and alighted from their four-wheel drive vehicle.

They were walking towards Gate 8 when he felt something amiss.

“As we were walking, I could see two men approaching us. I felt uneasy and pointed them out to our security guard,” he said.

However, just as their armed escort was about to draw his weapon from his holster, the two men drew out their fi rearms and fired into the air.

“I heard one of the men speak in Tamil, ‘Kill them all’,” he said.

Terrified, Nagur said he tried to turn back but to his shock, saw two more gunmen behind.

“At that point, I just collapsed to the ground. I was so afraid for my life that I broke down and wept,” he said.

Nagur was visibly upset over the incident and refused to speak further to reporters.

Nepali worker Lal Bahadur Shrees, 29, and Lance Corporal Zainuddin Mat Isa, 39.

It is learnt that Zainuddin, attached to the Sepang criminal investigation department, was off-duty and had gone to KLIA to meet a friend when he got caught in the crossfire. Lal, meanwhile, was being sent home to Nepal by his employer when he got hit by a stray bullet (see accompanying story).

It is understood that the money changers’ security guard exchanged fire with the robbers but he too, was injured after being fi red upon. Police found some 40 spent cartridges at the location.

The stray bullets also shattered the glass doors and windows of five glass windows between Gate 8 and Gate 7.

Sepang police chief Supt Zahedi Ayub said that as the victims alighted their vehicle and were walking, the four victims were shot at and as they were lying down on the fl oor, one of the robbers grabbed the bag containing the money and fl ed.

“It is believed that between four and six robbers who did not wear any mask were involved in the robbery. They were dark-skinned and believed to be locals.

“Based on preliminary investigations, it appears that the robbers knew the movements of the victims. It is categorised as an organised crime,” he said.

All the victims suffered light injuries in the thighs and feet and were treated at the Pusrawi Clinic at the KLIA before being sent to Putrajaya Hospital for further treatment.

Police, meanwhile, were baffl ed as to why the group was carrying so much cash with them. A senior police officer told The Malay Mail that they would also look into this aspect as part of their investigation.

Selangor police chief Datuk Khalid Abu Bakar, declined to comment.

“It’s still early days. We are investigating the case.”

Source: The Malay Mail

Thursday, 10 April 2008

Hell explained by Chemistry Student


FM: Received this email from a friend. Funny as hell (no pun intended):


The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term.

The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, and via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct....leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a Divine Being which explains why last night, Teresa kept shouting, "Oh My God".

Sexual harassment: Model lodges report


A 21-YEAR-OLD model has lodged a police report against the singer of a local band who allegedly harassed her sexually by sending her half-naked pictures of himself when he stayed at her family’s house in Pengkalan Chepa, Kelantan, reported Harian Metro.

Kelantan CID head Asst Comm Mazlan Lazim confirmed that the model named Wawa, accompanied by her 44-year-old father, met him for advice before lodging the report at the Kota Baru police headquarters on April 3.

Wawa said the singer, who is also an actor and model, was allowed to stay at her family’s house for 11 days because they worked for the same modelling agency, and he claimed he did not have relatives in Kelantan.

“Throughout his stay, he harassed me by sending his half-naked pictures taken in front of a mirror via MMS. He also sent an SMS asking me to go to the room he was staying in.

“He also hugged me and committed offensive acts towards me,” she told the newspaper on Monday.

“I fear he will take advantage of other girls. He is good at acting pious by talking about religion, and people were deceived by his personality, including my parents,” she said, adding that he had also claimed his parents passed away when he was a child.

“My family pitied him, that was why they allowed him to stay over at our house for 11 days without suspecting anything until he returned to Kuala Lumpur.” she added.

Sources: The Star Online, Harian Metro


Tuesday, 8 April 2008

Latest Technology: The Paperless Toilet


Latest technology that will leave the ladies smilling with glee and satisfaction.

Ladies please do not abuse it and please share.


Satisfaction guaranteed!!

Saturday, 5 April 2008

Super Duper Wonder Magic Cream


Check out this Magic Cream

Not only does it 'kill spermatozoom (i think they meant - spermatozoa)", Destroy HIV, a Disinfector and Lubricate,...it also


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Friday, 4 April 2008

6 Malaysians nabbed in Cambodia for disrupting flight


PHNOM PENH -- Six drunken Malaysian men were arrested and set to be deported from Cambodia on Friday, after they shouted at flight attendants and scared passengers on a flight from Kuala Lumpur, officials said.

The six men were arrested as soon as the AirAsia Airbus A320 landed in Phnom Penh, airport police chief Chhour Kimny told Agence France-Presse.

"They are drunk and demanded services that air hostesses don't provide. They made trouble on board the flight," he said.

"They used a loud voice and had a verbal conflict with the air hostesses. They acted improperly and caused chaos among the passengers," he said.

A top immigration official told AFP the six would be deported from Cambodia soon.
It was not immediately known how many passengers were on board.

Source: Inquirer.Net

FM: The real reason why the 6 men were pissed off, was because the air hostess was sleeping on the job...hah hah

Thursday, 3 April 2008

Woman files suit against hubby for loss of virginity


KUCHING: A school teacher has brought a civil suit against her husband claiming for a few million ringgit damages over the loss of her virginity.

The plaintiff, about 30 years old, from Kuching, is bringing an action against her businessman husband (the first defendant), father-in-law (second defendant), and the mother-in-law (third defendant), all from Serian.

It was said that the writ of summons as well as the statement of claims had been served on all three defendants.

She made a claim (from the husband) for the loss of her virginity, ‘loss of damage for humiliation’ and mental torture including harm suffered.

In addition, she was also asking for the Kancil car given to her as a gift (out of a promise) to be returned.

It was reported that the vehicle, which was registered under the name of another woman, was taken back by the defendant.

Represented by Counsel Ernest Chua, the claimant is also seeking for any other reliefs as the court deems fit and proper to the suit.

She was still a university student when sometime in 2006 she met a man (now her husband) slightly younger than her.

After a few months of courtship, they decided to become husband and wife in the future.

It was said that they had spent a night together at a hotel here.

The plaintiff claimed that it was her first sexual experience with a man and she had surrendered her virginity to him that night upon the promise that the first defendant would be responsible for his act and marry her.

She even disclosed to the first defendant before he registered their marriage that due to a surgical operation before she would not be able to conceive a child.

The man allegedly broke his promise a few months ago (despite the fact that they had registered as husband and wife at the end of last year but without going through the Chinese ceremony).

It was also claimed that problems began to arise since the end of last year because the husband’s parents had interfered with the relationship.

The plaintiff was told by the parents that she would not be accepted as part of the family.

According to the plaintiff, the parents had also made baseless accusations against her.

Feeling that she had been deceived and misrepresented, she filed her case in the High Court.

It was learned that apart from the civil suit, there is a possibility of criminal proceeding against the first defendant.

Source: The Borneo Post Online

FM: The question is, how do you quantify one's virginity?

Tuesday, 1 April 2008

Tan Hong Ming - Love is colour blind - Award Winning Commercial



KUALA LUMPUR: Film-maker Yasmin Ahmad's TV commercial for Petronas in conjunction with the Merdeka celebrations last year bagged the top prize at the Asia Pacific Advertising Festival (Adfest 2008) in Pattaya, Thailand last Saturday.

The commercial, entitled Tan Hong Ming, is a heartwarming insight into children's innocence in the country's multi-cultural society.



It features an off-the-cuff and unrehearsed interview with a buck-toothed, spiky-haired and talkative primary school pupil, Hong Ming, who admits to having a secret crush on his classmate Umi Qazrina.

When the baju kurung-clad Umi is called to the camera, she shyly admits that Hong Ming is her boyfriend. The surprised and overjoyed look on Hong King's face is worth a million ringgit, as he quickly pulls Umi away and walks off with her.

The footage ends with a statement: "Our children are colour blind."
Yasmin, who has just returned from Melbourne for a private screening of her film Mukhsin, said she received news about her win through a friend who was at the event.

"The trophy arrived today and I am so excited. I was told that Tan Hong Ming is the only entry from Malaysia that won an award," she said.

Shot at Hong Ming's school in Taman Tun Dr Ismail, Kuala Lumpur, Yasmin said for the commercial - a three-part Merdeka TV campaign series for Petronas - she interviewed 30 children "whose best friend is someone from another ethnic group."

In November last year, Tan Hong Ming was the toast of KL's advertising fraternity when it won Gold awards for Best Television Commercial and Best Film Direction at the annual 29th Malaysian Advertising Awards (Kancil Awards Festival).

Yasmin, who recently sat on the panel of jury at the 58th International Berlin Film Festival, said she was currently preparing to shoot her next feature film Talentime, starring Sharifah Amani Syed Yahya and a newcomer, Mahesh Jugal Kishor.

"Nani and Mahesh met for the first time recently and they clicked instantly! When Nani saw him for the first time, she was so smitten by his good looks that she turned to me and said "Cantiknya dia, mak! (He's gorgeous, mummy!)"

On the lead male character, Raju, Yasmin said: "It is more than just about the looks. He should have eyes that are intense and friendly at the same time. They're like Shah Rukh Khan's eyes, you know what I mean?"

Filming of Talentime will start in Ipoh in July.

Meanwhile, she said her new film Muallaf will undergo post-production work before hitting the screen soon.

"We had overwhelming response during the private screening in Singapore with some saying it was my best work to date."

As for her experience in Berlin, Yasmin said: "The top filmmakers in the world don't talk about films in an academic way. They are more concerned about the delivery of humanity in the stories. And here we are fussing over techniques and other elements."

Yasmin's third feature film, Mukhsin, recently hit the cinema circuit in France when it was played in more than 20 theatres across the country as part of their regular daily screening.

"Mukhsin will hit Korean TV soon, as we just sold the distribution rights to a company there. And now they're asking for Sepet as well!"

Source: The New Straits Times

Sexy lingerie for the dead


PENANG: Dressing up in sexy undergarments is not only for the living. Paper paraphernalia burnt for the dead now include lingerie.

Matching cardboard-made brassieres and panties in various colours and designs are selling like hot cakes at Choon Ban Heong in Magazine Road here.

The colourful bras, ranging from simple plain colour ones to sexy leopard prints, are also carefully lined with colourful trimmings and decorated with tiny paper butterflies.

Shop owner Tay Lay Nah said the ‘intimate clothing’ were in the market last year but had improved a lot in design and pattern.


“The paper undergarments we imported from China this year are of much better quality.

“They also come in more creative designs this year, such as the sweet flowery prints and sophisticated monogram designs to cater to different tastes,” she said.

Tay said the underwear sets, selling at RM4 each, received a good response from her clients.

“Most customers find them cute and would usually add a few sets to go with other paper clothing and items such as dresses, bags and shoes for their female family members to use in the other world,” she added.

Tay said many of the popular designs have been sold out although Qing Ming only falls on April 4.

At several other prayer paraphernalia shops in George Town, the undergarment sets were also seen receiving a good response from customers.

Source: The Star Online