Samy Vellu Famous Quotes

FM: A friend of mine emailed me this funny collection of quotes by Datuk Sri Samy Vellu. Not really sure whether he actually said them or merely jokes circulating in cybespace. Damn funny...

1) On Pos Laju

“BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI”

2) The one on TV when in trying to say he was ashamed,
he said:`Kemaluan saya besar` (kemaluan means your private parts, lah! )

3) On drugs, “Jangan hisap dada” (dada means breasts)

4) SV said in a ceramah “Kita akan bina satu
jambatan untuk orong-orong kampong disini”, one pakcik
asked, “Datuk, sini takde sungai,buat apa bina
jambatan?” and SV glorious replied,”Kalau takde
sungai, kita bina sungai!”

5) SV’s favorite quote on national television “Toll
naik sikit, manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini
toll saya punya bapa punya kah!”

6) During the water shortage crisis : “semua orang
diminta jgn membuang aiyerr..!” (membuang air means to wee-wee, what he wanted to say was membazir air)

7) During blood donation campaign in Sg Siput:
“..marilah kita semua menderma dara..” (dara = virgin)

8 ) During the opening speech of various function:
“…selamat datang saudara-mara semua..” (actually is
“saudara-saudari”)

9) At an opening ceremony: “mempersilakan Datin Paduka
Rafidah Aziz naik ke pentas utk membuka kain” (this one is famous already)

10)Commenting about his modesty: “sebenarnya, kemaluan
saya sangat-sangat besar”

And lastly u know why our N-S Highway concessionaire
is named PLUS.

PLUS = Pungut Lebih Untuk SB