1 million hits for Dr M's blog in just 30 days

PETALING JAYA: Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad's blog, www.chedet.com has hit over one million hits in just 30 days.

The former premier started his blog on May 1 to pen his thoughts and opinions, which has also included criticisms of Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi.

His blog named Dr Mahathir Mohamad had over 985,000 visitors on Thursday, a figure that has jumped to 1,015,766 at 12.50pm Friday. Also listed on his blog are event updates and related newspaper articles.

Congratulatory comments poured in for Dr Mahathir for the one million hit with some calling him "an official millionaire now."

Recently, Dr Mahathir posted his frustrations with Umno and claimed he was not treated as a member before he resigned. He also claimed that Umno was heading down the path of destruction if the current leadership and mentality did not change.

Source: The Star Online

This is what Tun Mahathir has to say about him in The Millionaire Club:

"Touching one million hits among bloggers seem to be something to be celebrated. I was told that most bloggers will congratulate each other when one of them hits the million mark, and call the one millionaire.

Some bloggers have described my achieving the million mark within a month of my first posting as something phenomenal; one even suggested that it may be a world record of sorts.

I do not know whether it is.

To me, what is more important is that I have managed to generate enough interest to get that kind of traffic in my blog.

It is quite an experience to be a blogger even though I am only a month-old.
Much as I saw the importance of cyberspace during my tenure as Prime Minister and hence my commitment to the setting up of Cyberjaya and pursuing the Multi-media Super Corridor (MSC), I did not envisage that I would one day be a blogger.

I note that now the government has recognised the importance of the blogs. It is proposing to have its own blog. But more importantly the mainstream media are now quoting from the blog and even dare to write on formerly forbidden subjects.

This is to be expected as many people no longer read the mainstream papers or watch television. The NST circulation has been reduced to an average of 135,000 daily including free and discounted copies for hotels, schools and airlines.

Unless there is instruction to spin news from certain quarters, the mainstream media might become irrelevant." Source: Chedet.com

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It sounds like an episode on The X-Files

A MYSTERIOUS phenomenon has hit a family in Kuala Terengganu where all their fabrics rot within three months from the first time they are washed, reported Kosmo!

Suhaimi Awang Mohamad, 48, of Kampung Hiliran Masjid, Chabang Tiga, said they had to change their coloured clothes, linens and fabrics every three months.

Strangely enough, white-coloured fabric is not affected by the peculiar occurrence.

“After any coloured fabric is washed for the first time, black oil-like stains start appearing and after several washes the fabric would just begin to rot and tear several weeks later,” the father of 11 told the Malay daily in its front-page story.

“I am forced to spend so much money every three months. Sometimes, I have to buy up to 20 blankets in that period for my family.”

He said only his household experienced such a thing and his neighbours did not complain of anything similar.

The Star Online

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Two girls... and a customer: Not all GROs are prostitutes

EASY money... that was what led 19-year-old Noreen to become a part-time guest relations officer (GRO) at a karaoke outlet.

She begins work at 6pm daily and finishes at about 2am on weekdays and 4am on weekends. She earns up to RM150 a day, depending on the number of customers.

Noreen, who hails from Port Dickson, says she is studying computer programming in Seremban but often found herself short of money.

She hopes to complete her course by next year but in the mean time, she needs about RM1,500 every month to pay her fees, rental and other expenses.

"I come from a below-average family and previously, I was working part-time at McDonalds' to supplement what my father used to give me.
"But that was hardly enough. A friend who frequents this joint then introduced this job to me."

She says the job is "simple". All she has to do is accompany customers who want to sing karaoke.

"There's no basic salary. My pay depends on tips and commission from the sale of drinks."

Noreen doesn't offer any "extra services", although her customers have asked her often enough.

"Some can become a bit aggressive after a few drinks. That's when we call in the bouncers."

Most of her customers are elderly men who want to enjoy a pretty girl's company while they sing their hearts out or have some drinks in the private rooms.

"How much I make each night depends on how much the customers tip me. Sometimes, it's a few ringgit, sometimes it's quite a generous sum."

Her parents have no idea their only daughter is working in a karaoke lounge. They think she is still flipping burgers at McDonalds'.

"I don't intend to do this for long. I attend classes in the morning and study in the afternoons. Hopefully, I will complete my studies next year and get a better job.

"Contrary to what people may think, being a GRO does not necessarily mean you are a prostitute. It's two different things."

Source: The New Straits Times

The boyfriend who became her pimp

PETITE Kim, from Muar, got into prostitution when her desire to live a luxurious life drove her to sell her body at 16.

She befriended a woman at a local hairdresser who promised her earnings of between RM500 and RM700 per night, depending on "how hard she worked".

"I started working as a part-time GRO at a karaoke bar. I didn't do sex then and only kept the lonely men who came to the bar company," said Kim, 22.

At that time, she earned between RM50 and RM150 a night, depending on the number of customers and the sale of drinks.

But shortly after, she got a boyfriend who was much older and not long after that, she started offering sexual services.
"My boyfriend began introducing clients to me and since I was very young at that time, the men paid between RM500 and RM600 to sleep with me.

Source: The New Straits Times

In just a few weeks, "the work became a routine" and she was servicing up to four men per night.

"My earnings increased tremendously and I was able to buy anything I wanted."

A prostitute for five years now, Kim says she has no plans to "retire".

"I work on my own and unlike those in hotels and brothels, I don't have to pay any commission to anybody."

She gets her clients by word of mouth and by advertising her "services" on the Internet.

"Most of my clients are introduced by former clients and we normally meet up at a hotel of my choice. The room is paid for by the client, of course."

Her clients are usually men aged 40 and above and they come from all walks of life.

"Most are married men but I never ask why they need my services. We never discuss personal stuff and it's purely 'business'."

Many of her friends left the profession after several years when they had made enough money to set up some small businesses.

"I'm still young and will probably do this for a couple more years until I've saved up enough money."

When asked if the authorities had ever caught her, she says no.

"I am very particular about my clients and where we meet. The authorities normally raid the cheaper hotels."

She says her clients range from middle-income earners to some VIPs who sometimes book her for the whole night.

"Every man has his secrets and desires. I have had men who don't even want to have intercourse, but rather just spend the whole night talking.

"Some only ask me to do stuff while they watch. It's weird."

Source: The New Straits Times

What is the fastest speed for sex ever recorded?

Ahock : Eh ... what is the fastest speed for sex ever recorded ar? Guiness book or rekod got say anot?

Ahbeng : Diu! that one no nid refer Guiness book of world rekod I also know the answer la!

Ahock : Ah?? Sure boh? you abit gong gong lidt suddenly so cleber one meh?

Ahbeng : farkiu la! I not gong kia ok? this is call pretend pig eat tiger u no?!!

Ahock : ok la ok la ... then u tell me what is the fastest speed for sex ever recorded la!

Ahbeng : Aiyo this one very easy la! Its 68km/h lor!

Ahock : Har? apasal 68km/h? why not 100km/h? 200km/h?

Ahbeng Niahma! say u no sexperience u dun briff! MAx speed for sex is 68km/h oni la! when u
reach 69 then u kena turn around ledi!

Ahock : Wuahahahahahaha!!!! Farkiu la!