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Saturday, 30 June 2007

Transformers RAWKS my boat!! by Nicolekiss


Nicolekiss (Nicole Tan) review on Transformers: The Movie



Nicolekiss wrote:

"Penang trip, move aside; Ipod road trip, step back.

Make way for the movie review of TRANSFORMERS!!
....

In fact, the movie was so good I cum in my seat in the cinema. Orgasmic I tell you!!!

My heart was pumping, I was breathing deeply one sec, holding my breath the next; then shivered and shook while relaxed the other; tell me that is the not the best sexual activity in a cinema! I HAVE FALLEN HEAD OVER HEELS for OPTIMUS PRIME!!! If I were a bot, I would shag him! Unconditional love this is!!!" Read further...


Batang Pisang Ditusuk Paku di Kubur: Kontroversi Kubur Misteri Terjawab



Gambar oleh Utusan Malaysia
PASIR MAS – Kubur misteri yang mencetuskan kontroversi di kalangan penduduk setempat terjawab apabila ia dikorek oleh sepasukan anggota polis dan hanya menemui beberapa batang pisang yang ditusuk dengan paku.

Bagaimanapun kerja mengorek kubur kira-kira pukul 10 pagi itu menjadi agak kecoh apabila seorang bomoh berusia 59 tahun muncul dan memarahi anggota polis, penduduk kampung serta wakil media.

Setakat ini belum pasti apa tujuan batang pisang itu ditanam dalam kubur tersebut.

Bagaimanapun, ia dipercayai ada persamaan dengan amalan pemujaan Vodoo - iaitu menyucuk jarum pada anak patung bagi menyeksa orang yang dituju sihir itu.

Penyelia Pembangunan Mukim, Pengkalan Batu, Abdul Hamid Ali berkata, kerja-kerja mengorek kubur tersebut mendapat kebenaran Majlis Agama dan Adat Istiadat Melayu Kelantan (MAIK).

‘‘Kerja menggali diteruskan oleh sekumpulan anggota polis dan mengesahkan enam batang pisang berbungkus dalam plastik hitam di dalam kubur berkenaan,” katanya di sini, hari ini.

Kewujudan kubur misteri tersebut mencetuskan kegemparan di kalangan penduduk setempat kerana mereka tidak mengetahui apakah sebenarnya yang ditanam di perkuburan tersebut.

Ekoran daripada itu, laporan polis telah dibuat untuk mendapatkan kepastian malah seorang bomoh ditahan bagi membantu siasatan dan dia dilepaskan sejurus selepas itu.

Sebelum ini, Timbalan Mufti Kelantan, Datuk Mohd. Shukri Mohamad memberitahu kubur batang pisang itu tidak perlu digali semula kerana ia tidak menjejaskan tanah perkuburan berkenaan.

Ketua Polis Daerah Pasir Mas, Supritendan Haliludin Rahim berharap penduduk berpuas hati kerana sudah mengetahui keadaan sebenar.


Source: Utusan Malaysia




The First Malaysian in Space


Mahathir finally sends a Malaysian into space courtesy of the Russians. Finally, after months of training, the Malaysian astronaut and a chimpanzee are blasted off into space.

Once in orbit, the Malaysian waits for instructions. The screen flickers and the instrucions are flashed on it:

"Chimpanzee, execute space manuever No. 23B"

The chimp takes over flight control and carries out the manuever. The Malaysian astronaut is impressed but patient... he knows his instructions will come and they'll probably be more complex than what the chimp just did.

The screen flickers again and more instructions appear:

"Chimpanzee, carry out scientific experiment No. 234"

The chimp goes to the lab and mixes chemicals and carries out all sorts of complex scientific experiments. While he's doing this, the Malaysian astronaut is impatient. He speaks to Ground Control tru the comm link: "Eh Control, how come I got nothing to do man... train for so long but the monyet does all the important work but I'm smarter than the monyet"

Finally Ground Control responds: "Be patient, your instructions are coming soon"

Finally, the monkey rejoins the Malaysian astronaut and they wait for the instructions from the screen.

THe screen flickers and the message appears....

"Prepare for new instructions...."

A small door under the screen opens. Inside, there is a compartment with a wrapped item inside.....

"Malaysian astronaut, remove the item and unwrap then wait for further instructions"

The Malaysian astronaut unwraps the item and finds a banana inside. "Must be biogenetic banana" he thinks...

The screen flickers again....

"Malaysian astronaut, please feed the monkey"




Friday, 29 June 2007

Pass Me the Screw Driver - Can not!


A very funny advertisement that reveals an interesting rule that many people are not aware about Malaysian Television advertisement.






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Made-in-Malaysia car "Kancil"




Have you seen the Made-in-Malaysia car "Kancil"? You know, that very little 600 cc car ???

Well, Dr M really wanted to sell it to the US , so when Dr M paid a visit to the White House after finishing formal discussions with George Bush, Dr M checks with Bush to find out if there is a way to sell the Kancil in the USA.

After having looked at the brochure, Bush said, "You know,I think this 'Kernchill' is too small for us Americans."

Not one who gives up easily, Dr M persisted and finally Bush offered,
"Ok, take this number down. This guy is my good buddy and he's also the CEO of the biggest compact car distributor in North America ."

Dr M was satisfied with the meeting and returns to Malaysia. The next day he called the number and a lady answered, "TOYS R US", can I help?




Thursday, 28 June 2007

Grooming below the belt


What’s sexy on females is viewed as a certain form of sacrilege for males. Waxing is never going to win complete allegiance from men. Both camps – for and against the process – are divided even further when it comes to waxing your nether regions.
Men, you might be ready to take on that ‘6 foot high, 3 foot across’ jerk that hits on your girlfriend – but how many of you dare to lie back and let a total stranger pour hot wax on your reproductive organs?

There are really two school of thoughts here: one based on the aesthetic angle, and the other on the purist angle. Let’s explore the dichotomy that has plagued the male populace on grooming the pubic hair.

From the purist standpoint, men should be men. They shouldn’t tamper with what the Divine Being has blessed them with. So you’ve got a healthy does of body hair – revel in it! Therefore the pubic region should be left in their untamed glory.

The reason for the growth is a natural one: it acts to trap the body sweat produced by the nether region – and, therefore, should be left alone and their presence respected. Why fix something when it’s not broken?

From the aesthetic point of view, however, it is unsightly. Dense hair growing in all directions, unruly as a bunch of boozed up men on stag night. A hideous crime is when bathing briefs – or any kind of form-fitting swimwear – are involved. Having tendrils of pubic hairs trailing out, seeking escape from their confines, is enough to invoke shudders.

Besides, it can’t be too hygienic when all that sweat trapped down there promotes a wet and moist environment; all the better for germs and fungus to set up home sweet home. This is especially the case when you use a public toilet – another violation on decency. God knows what piggy-backs onto your underwear when you leave.

So what does this call for? An urgent call for an aesthetic valuation. Some men might be blessed with near hairless body and limbs, but down south, there’s a strong need for growth control. If you’re looking to take the plunge, here’s a quick guide on how-to:

trimmed and groomed

* Get a pair of angled cuticle scissors and a small comb.
* Start combing the hair outwards to the length you want and trimmed the rest of the hair, and slowly go through them until you think it is decently sheared down.
* Now stepped into the shower and after you have rinsed the soap off, reach for a shaving blade, and start shaving the undesirable growth that is beyond the desired triangle and work inwards to the size of the patch you want.
* Have a final check to see if they are all evenly trimmed in the mirror.
* Rinse them off once again.
* Apply moisturiser to area where you have just shaved.


clean and smooth

* After rinsing the soap off your body, get a pair of angled cuticle scissors and start trimming the hair down close to your skin.
* Trim the hair down around the triangle and some hair around it, so as not to look like you’re a crop sign on a corn field.
* Once all the hair has been trimmed down, reach for the shaving foam and apply to the area where you have just trimmed and shave it with a shaving blade.
* Rinse the foam off and apply either moisturiser or Vaseline gel to the shaved area to soften the hair when the re-growth starts.
* Apply moisturisers or Vaseline every time after shower, as the re-growth can give a slight irritation.
*You can shave once a week or once a month depending on how fast your hair grows.

alternatively:

* Get a pair of angled cuticle scissors and trim the hair half way down.
* Rip open a wax strip and place it over the hair you want to get rid off.
* Leave it on for as long as the instructions say.
* With one quick move, rip the strip off.
* It may burn around the area, so abate it by spraying cold water over it and then letting it subside. Apply moisturisers or Vaseline.

or:

* Get a bottle of hair removal lotion.
* Apply it carefully around the area you want to remove.
* Leave it on for as long as the instructions say.
* Rinse the cream off, and the hair will be removed. It may be not be the best step, but it is the easiest step to do. The drawback of this method is that the regrowth will have hair that is different from the normal hair – it’s straighter and very fine, and looks odd.


Source: The Malay Mail




Condom packs look like candy


BASED on their packaging, anyone could have mistaken them for boxes containing children-related products. More so the fact that these packs, which have cartoon characters on their front cover, are easily found on the counters of supermarkets, hypermarkets and grocery stores.

But apparently they have nothing to do with kids whatsoever. Rather, they contain condoms.

The small boxes, which contain products from a company that claims to be a leading manufacturer of healthcare barrier protection items, are placed on the same racks as condoms of other brands.

However, according to the Consumers Association of Subang and Shah Alam, their fancy designs and overall packaging do not suggest that they are meant for adults.

Cassa president Datuk Jacob George said the vague designs aside, the packs are also displayed within easy reach of children.

“With the colours and designs, they give the impression, especially to children, that there could be sweets, game cards or the electronic gameboy device inside. Even I thought they were meant for the children,” he told The Malay Mail yesterday.

George, who bought several boxes recently after the association was deluged with complaints from consumers, said he was shocked to see the way they were packaged and sold.

“The packaging doesn’t refl ect that they are for adults. We normally know they’re condoms from the packaging.

“In addition, these packs are placed on racks that are waisthigh and children can easily reach them. And the racks are not far from the ice-cream freezer or other products that normally catch the children’s attention.

“This is inappropriate as these hypermarkets are frequented by families.” George said Cassa fi nds the packaging distasteful and feels that the importer should have taken reasonable care and be more sensitive to cultural and family values.

“We have received 77 calls from the public, especially parents who alerted us about the sale of these condoms. They found it unethical to sell adult products in such a manner.

“These consumers have asked us to look into this matter.” George said while the association is not against the sale of the condoms, it has to be done to suit the purpose of the products being medicinal.

“If the manufacturer can come up with such a packaging, we’re afraid that other manufacturers would follow suit.

“We hope the manufacturer will recall the products and redesign their packaging.

“We advise the supermarkets to segregate the adult products so that they are not accessible to the non-target audience.” George urged the Domestic Trade and Consumer Affairs Ministry to be more vigilant in monitoring the sale of such products as well as their positioning by the retail outlets.


Source: The Malay Mail



Malaysian in Space : Selection Process


Dr. Mahathir was about to send the first Malaysian rocket into space.

3 potential astronauts were called for an interview - one Indian, one Malay and one Chinese.

Dr. M interviews the Indian first: "So, Muthu, this is a dangerous mission... how much do you think you should be paid for it?"

Muthu thinks to himself and says, "1 million ringgit."
"Why so much?" asks Dr. M.
"Nowadays toddy wery expensive, Datuk..." replies Muthu.
"I see," said Dr. M. "Thank you... please ask the Malay guy to come here."

So the Malay walks up, and is asked the same question.
"Uh... 2 million boleh lah," replies the Malay applicant.
"2 million? That's a lot of money! Even the aneh before you only asked for one million!"
"You see, Datuk," explained Mat. "I have 4 wives and 15 children...so, 20 of us in the family, we need a lot of money to support ourselves..."
"I see," said Dr. M. "Okay, can you ask the Chinese guy to come up here now?"

The Chinese guy comes in and Dr. M asks, "Ah Chong, this is a dangerous mission... how much do you think you should be paid?"
Ah Chong thinks for a while, and suddenly says, "3 million."
Mahathir is shocked. "WHAT?!?! 3 million? Why so much?!"
Ah Chong beckons Dr. M to come closer, and whispers, "One million you keep, one million I keep, and then one more million to send the aneh into space."



Wednesday, 27 June 2007

Hair in Your Food by Cheesie


Cheesie wrote:

Excerpts:

"So i picked it out with my chopstick and placed it underneath a piece of tissue, pretending, “i didn’t see it, i didn’t see it” and carried on eating. But i didn’t finish it, because it’s somewhat disgusting and potong‘ed the yummy steam.

Luckily it was a strand of straight, fine hair, if it was all curly and frizzy… OMG, one of my friend had this traumatizing experience that she discovered several curly coarse hair in her nasi lemak!!!666 Where else can the hair belong to but you-know-where!

Her stomach churned upside down and she hadn’t had dinner that day.

Which reminds me of a joke.

Q: What’s worse than discovering a worm in the apple you’re eating?
A: Discovering half a worm.

Haha! I love sick jokes!


Imagine there’s a hair in this fresh bowl of garden salad.

Anyway! That’s not what i wanted to say. What i wanted to say was, SINCE WHEN WAS HAVING AN ANONYMOUS STRAND OF HAIR IN YOUR FOOD ACCEPTABLE?" Read further...








Say Cheese


Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to show them what has happened. A Detective Inspector is sent and is taken to the first body.

'Clinton, 60, died of heart failure whilst in bed with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector,' says the Coroner.

The DI is taken to the second dead man. 'Suharto, 70, made a pile from government funds, and spent it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.

'Nothing unusual here', thinks the DI, and asks to be shown the last body.

Ah,' says the coroner. 'This is the most unusual one. Dr. Mahathir, 75, struck by lightning.'

'Why is he smiling then?' inquires the Inspector.

To which the coroner replies, 'He thought he was having his picture taken.'

One Of A Kind


Mahathir was so disappointed with his cabinet for being inefficient and corrupt that he decided to call on Goh Chok Tong and ask him how he managed to have such an efficient and uncorruptable cabinet.

On hearing Mahathir's woes, PM Goh said, 'Simple, Mahathir, I choose able men for my cabinet. ' Mahathir asked, 'Yes, but how do you know that they are able?' PM Goh replied, Just ask them simple questions to test their intelligence. They don't need to be too difficult. Let me illustrate to you.'

Just then, Tony Tan was walking by, PM Goh called out to him, 'Hey Tony, come over here.' Tony obediently walked briskly over. PM Goh asked, 'Tell me, Tony, who is your father's son ?'

Tony Tan immediately replied, 'Me! Of course.' PM Goh turned to Mahathir and said, 'See, all my ministers can answer this question. Why don't you go back and try.' Mahathir thank PM Goh and left.

Once he was back, he immediately summoned Anwar, his deputy, and shot the question at him, 'Tell me, Anwar, who is your father's son ?' Anwar was shocked beyond words and did not know the answer

After a while, he recovered and said, 'Boss, let me find out and I'll tell you tomorrow.' Mahathir, a bit disappointed, agreed, hoping that Anwar will give a good answer tomorrow.

Meanwhile, Anwar was panicking that his boss was testing him. He tried desperately to find out the answer from his staff, but none of them knew the answer. The next morning, he decided to call Bill Clinton for help.

Surely the most powerful person in the world must know the answer. When Bill picked up the phone, Anwar said, 'Hello, Bill, can I ask you a question?' Clinton, very busy, replied, 'Alright, but it better be good!' Anwar quickly asked, Tell me, who is your father's son ?'

Clinton was fuming, 'Of course its me, you stupid!' and he slammed the phone down

Satisfied that he got the answer, he confidently walked into Mahathir's office and said, 'Boss, I've got the answer to your question.'

Mahathir, happy that his deputy wasn't that dumb, said, 'So tell me quick, who is your father's son, Anwar?' Anwar confidently replied, 'It''s BILL CLINTON!'

Mahathir slapped his own forehead in disgust and said, No you stupid! It's TONY TAN!'

Tuesday, 26 June 2007

Indian Thriller - with English Subtitles!!


The really funny part about this music video is not the lame dance moves or the poor imitation of Michael Jackson 'Thriller' but the SUBTITLES! The subtitles are based on how the lyrics sound in English.







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Tax payer is amused : 'Spelling' through the phone can be funny


True story...

A taxpayer called up the LHDN (Inland Revenue Board) in Terengganu, and asked for Form B. The LHDN clerk who answered the call asked for the address to send the form to. The conversation goes :

LHDN CLERK: "Boleh bagi alamat encik?" (Can you give me your address?)

TAXPAYER: "Hantar ke Ranhill Worley." (Send to Ranhill Worley)

LHDN CLERK: "Ranhill... eja macam mana?" (err... How to spell Ranhill?)

TAXPAYER: "R.. for Rumah... A for Ayam.. N for Nangka... H for Holland... I for itik... L for lain-lain...." (spelling)
LHDN CLERK: "Ok.. nanti kami hantar ke alamat tu" (OK, we will send to that address...)


After waiting for a week, the form arrived – have a look at the address on the envelope !!!

(click to enlarge picture)



A follow up article on this incident was published in The Malay Mail. Read further below:

“IT was the funniest thing that had ever happened to me,” said the man whose employer’s name was spelled out weirdly on his Inland Revenue Board Form B letter. Adly Ismail, 30, a former Ranhill Worley Sdn Bhd employee said: “It’s in the past.

It’s nothing and it’s not a big deal. But everytime I think about it, I smile.” “IRB offi cials contacted me to explain the situation and apologised several weeks after the board was made aware of the e-mail,” he told The Malay Mail yesterday.

Adly, who is a process design engineer for a British company in Malacca, said he felt sorry for the clerk.

“I felt sorry for her because she was just helping me to speed up the process.

“It happened during the holiday break and the deadline for assessment was drawing closer,” he said.

Recalling the conversation with the clerk, Adly said he had to spell out the word ‘Ranhill’ exactly as reported in Weekend Mail, except for the alphabet ‘N’.

“I told her that ‘N’ was for negeri, not nangka as mentioned in the e-mail.” Adly also said he never thought anyone would take the trouble to scan the envelope and e-mail it.

“It was one of my colleagues.

The letter was delivered to the receptionist. I guess my colleagues found out about it.” He said he found out about it through the e-mail fi rst, before getting the letter.

“I took it as a joke,” he said.

He added that two or three weeks later, he received a call from IRB offi cials.

“The good thing about this was that many of my old friends got in touch with me,” he said.

Weekend Mail reported that e-mails had been circulating for a couple of years about a telephone conversation between a taxpayer who called asking for Form B, and an IRB clerk.

The clerk asked the taxpayer to give his address so that the form could be sent.

To make things easier, the man, according to the e-mail, spelled out the name of his employers — Ranhill — as R for Rumah, A for Ayam, N for Nangka, H for Holland, I for Itik, L for Lain Lain.

And that was what was written on the envelope.

Source: The Malay Mail




Monday, 25 June 2007

A very interesting name for a hair salon: Kun's Salon


A very interesting name for a hair salon. I wonder what kind of extra services they provide.







Mari Karaoke Bersama Along (Loan Shark) Music Video - Ah-Ha Funny Skits


A funny music video called "Mari Karaoke Bersama Along" (Lets Karaoke with the Loan Shark). This music video makes fun of the loan shark menace in Malaysia.






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Seinfeld-ology: Definition of Racist… by Aku Betul


A very good blog on Racism and definition of it within Malaysian context by Aku Betul.


Aku Betul wrote:

Excerpts:

"Seinfeld is one of my favorite sitcom ever. Even they stop producing the series in 1998, I still watch every single repeated episode at channel 70, 11:00 pm weekdays. Last week's episode, Jerry and Elaine have this conversation:

Jerry: I love Chinese woman.

Elaine: I don’t know you racist.

Jerry: No, I don’t think it is racist if we love them.


So, aku pun mula berfikir, apa sebenarnya yang dimaksudkan dengan racist. Sebagai football fans, yang aku tahu racist adalah apabila penonton mengejek player berkulit hitam yang main untuk team lawan. Racist dalam football dah makin teruk walaupun semua orang sibuk dengan Kick Racism campaign.
....

1. Macam case Jerry and Chinese woman, if we love that person because of his/her race or skin colour adakah itu racist?

Let say, I prefer to work with Chinese, since for me they are very hardworking. I don’t think that racist, right? But remember at the same time, dengan tidak sengajanya aku dah ‘mengutuk’ bangsa lain sebagai malas, kan? Obviously that is racist. Sama juga if Jerry love to date Chinese woman for his own reason, maksudnya dia dah kutuk perempuan bangsa lain yang tidak ada quality Chinese woman yang dia mahukan."

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Sunday, 24 June 2007

PARIS HILTON IN JAIL: The Music Video


A funny music video parody on Paris Hilton titled "PARIS IN JAIL: The Music Video". This video has been circulating on the net for about two weeks. As of today, 6,740,549 people have watched it and counting. Better watch it before Paris Hilton sues the director of this music video to remove it. Enjoy!







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Homer Simpson Rescued After Four-Day Manhunt by Malaysian Authorities


PETALING JAYA: It was two college students who "kidnapped" the life-size statue of Homer Simpson.

The two, and the statue, were traced to a house in Taman Tun Dr Ismail on Wednesday night, some 72 hours after it was stolen from the Golden Screen Cinemas at the 1 Utama shopping complex.

Homer Rescued & Reunited with Family

The students, one of whom is the son of a prominent lawyer, had their statements recorded before they were released on police bail.

Petaling Jaya police chief ACP Mazlan Mansor said they had completed their investigations but declined to elaborate.

The case has been classified as theft from a building which carries a maximum 10 years’ jail sentence and a fine, upon conviction.
It is learnt that the students, aged 21 and 22, were found after the registration number of their Proton Waja was captured by closed-circuit television cameras.

Movie studio 20th Century Fox thanked the police for their quick action in tracing and recovering Homer.

Motion Picture Association country manager Nor Hayati Yahaya congratulated the police.

In Monday’s incident, two men were seen carrying the statue after the late-night movie screening ended about 3am.

Following the incident, a reward of RM1,000 was offered for the return of the statue.


Source: The New Straits Time

Movie: The Simpson's Movie



Bug Free School Van


I was driving the other day and while waiting at the traffic lights, something caught my eyes. I immediately took out my camera phone.



Is the school van in Malaysia infested with bugs that one of the selling point for school van nowadays is to say it is a "BugFree Transport Services"?


I Have PMS (Pre-Marathon Stress) by Kenny Sia


Kenny Sia wrote:

Excerpt:

"Things I look forward to:

- The exhiliration and energy of the crowd at the starting line.
- Keeping my target pace consistently at 6:50 per km.
- The hypnotic trance I get into midway through the race.
- Watching girls in short shorts.
- The indescribable feeling when I cross the finishing line.

Things I fear:

- 1km of uphill climb in the middle of the bridge.
- Cramps. I had a severe case last year at the 30km mark that basically forced me to walk for the remaining 12km.
- Bad weather. The forecast for Sunday according to Yahoo! Weather is "Scattered Thunderstorms". So not looking forward to that. Just a few days ago, Penang was the target of a freak storm that blew off boats. Surely you won't wanna see headlines that scream "Kuching Marathoner Blown Off The Penang Bridge" tomorrow on the newspapers." Read further...



Funny Malaysia: Good luck Kenny...make sure you don't fall off the bridge.


Malaysian Management Style


The Malaysian Rowing Team

To prove that Malaysia Boleh, there will be an annual rowing competition against the Japanese Rowing Team. It was agreed that each team to be made up of 8 members. After months of intensive training, the race began!

The Japanese won by 1 km!

The Malaysians were furious with the disappointing results. The management decided to win the race next year at ANY cost. So they established a team of analysts to observe the situation and recommend an appropriate solution. After detailed analysis, the team observed that the Japanese had seven rowers and one captain.

The Malaysian team had SEVEN CAPTAINS and only ONE ROWER!

Facing such a critical scenario, the management showed an unexpected wisdom. They hired a consulting company to restructure the Malaysian Team.

After many months…

The consultants concluded that there were too many captains and too few rowers in the Malaysian team.

A solution was proposed based on this BRILLIANT analysis.

The structure of the team must change immediately. As today, there will only be 4 captains, 2 supervisors, 1 manager and 1 rower.

Besides this, they also suggested to improve the rower’s working environment and to give him higher competencies.

Come next year, the Japanese won by 2 km!

The Malaysian team immediately removed the rower from the team based on his unsatisfactory performance. A bonus award was paid to the management for the excellent motivation they had shown during the preparation phase.

The consulting company further prepared a new analysis, which showed that the strategy was good, the motivation satisfactory, but the tools had to be improved.

Currently, the Malaysian Team is designing a NEW BOAT!

Malaysia Boleh!



Saturday, 23 June 2007

Homer Simpson Kidnapped : RM1,000 reward for Homer's return


PETALING JAYA: A reward of RM1,000 has been offered for the "safe" return of the life-sized statue of Homer Simpson, which was stolen on Monday.


Where is Homer?

CCTV showing Homer being 'kidnapped'
The reward is offered by movie studio Twentieth Century Fox, which is scheduled to release The Simpsons movie in Malaysia next month.

The statue was stolen from the Golden Screen Cinemas at the 1 Utama Shopping Complex here at 3am.

The theft was recorded on closed-circuit television cameras.

Motion Picture Association country manager Nor Hayati Yahaya appealed for the return of Homer, saying that the Simpsons family was due to be displayed at Malaysia Consumers Day 2007 next month.
"There is an estimated five million Simpsons fans in Malaysia," she said.

The statue was stolen after the late night movie screening ended about 3am.

The 1.2-metre tall Homer statue was placed alongside other Simpsons statues at a display couch.

CCTV images provided by the shopping complex show two men carrying Homer out of the building. Another TV grab shows the statue in the boot of a Proton Waja.

Two police reports were lodged over the incident.

District police chief ACP Mazlan Mansor confirmed the reports. He said investigations were under way to track down the culprits.

The Simpsons is an animated American sitcom created by Matt Groening for the Fox Broadcasting Company.

It is a satirical parody of the "Middle American" lifestyle epitomised by its title family, which consists of Homer, wife Marge, son Bart, daughter Lisa and baby daughter Maggie.

The show is set in the fictional town of Springfield and lampoons many aspects of the human condition, as well as American culture, society as a whole and television itself.

The Simpsons is currently the longest-running American sitcom and the longest-running American animated programme.

Since its debut on Dec 17, 1989, the show has aired 400 episodes over 18 seasons. The 19th season is due to be aired in 2007/2008.


Source: The New Straits Time

Movie: The Simpson's Movie

I know who did it! : Wan Nurul Zhana Sex Scandal


(The Malay Mail)

FORMER Akademi Fantasia 5 hopeful Wan Nurul Zhana, who was shrouded in controversy when nude photos allegedly of her were circulated over the Internet, knows the culprit.

FORMER Akademi Fantasia 5 hopeful Wan Nurul Zhana, who was shrouded in controversy when nude photos allegedly of her were circulated over the Internet, knows the culprit.

In an exclusive interview with Weekend Mail, the 23-year-old said she was informed of the culprit’s identity by the police.

“I was informed by the police about the matter recently. They called and asked whether I knew this person. I had the shock of my life finding out who the culprit was as we went to the same college,” she said.

“The police asked whether I wanted to pursue the matter, but after a lot of thought, I decided that it was pointless.

“It wouldn’t help me much as the damage has been done. For me, it’s already in the past. What’s more important now is the future,” she said.

Zana, however, refused to divulge details of the culprit, whom she claimed had distributed super-imposed pictures of her in the nude.

“I have nothing to hide as I’m not guilty.

“However, like I said earlier, it’s past and I would rather not dwell on it because what’s more important now is for me to clear my name and look ahead in establishing a career in the entertainment industry.”

And things are looking good for her.

She is working with Suria FM as a radio presenter, going on air every weekday from 8pm to 11pm.

“I received a call from Suria FM programme manager K.C. Ismail in April to inform me that the station’s chief operating officer, Engku Emran Engku Zainal Abidin, wanted to see me as they were interested in having me as a presenter.

“I went to see them and things just snowballed from there,” she said.

Contrary to some reports, this was not her first time as a radio presenter.

Before her short stint with Akademi Fantasia, Zana worked with Traxx FM for two years.

“I’m the type who likes to talk a lot and I feel more comfortable being behind the scene than in the limelight. And I think radio hosting is something that I really enjoy doing,” she said.

When asked why she enrolled in Akademi Fantasia if radio hosting is her true calling, Zana said: “I know I can sing but never once thought I would actually one day try out for it.

“I mean, if I really wanted to become a singer, I would have gone for the earlier auditions. However, because of persistent cajolling from my friends and my curiosity to see what I’m capable of, I decided to give it a go.”

On whether she would pursue a career in singing, Zana replied in the positive provided there’s an offer.

“Yes, I love singing but I’m not going to go out of the way to try to get a record deal.

“If there’s an offer, I would consider it.”


Source: The Malay Mail


The alleged super-imposed photo of Wan Nurul Zhana in nude (below). For me, it appears to be a very good fake. You be the judge of it. The photo is obtained from internet. The authenticity of the photos is questionable.








What's wrong with these pictures!


At first glance, it looks like an ordinary altar in some residential houses. These pictures were taken in Taiping.






I'm not sure about you guys...but I don't think it's safe to have burning candles next to a petrol pump.




Only in Malaysia I guess!



Friday, 22 June 2007

The Danger of Eye-Sight Problem


I promise this is one of the funniest television commercials I've seen so far. I doubt this commercial will be shown in Malaysian television. The moral of the story is, if you have a very bad eye-sight, don't attempt to rob a bank. Hilarity ensures...







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Thursday, 21 June 2007

I am a Sex Instructor by Hot-screensaver


Hot-screensaver wrote:

Excerpt:
"Yes, no joke, see that t-shirt? I am a sex instructor indeed. The two t-shirts were what caught my attention when I was walking along the red light street near the Patong Beach. In fact anything that has the word “sex” or resembles “sex” gets my attention. I am a typical, normal and healthy male." Read further...



Extreme Breast feeding by Jasyjen


Jasyjen wrote:

Excerpt:

"I came across this video and could NOT believe what I was seeing! This woman allows her five and eight year old daughters to breastfeed!

Whether you are for breastfeeding, or against it, you have to admit that seeing these young girls latch on to their Mother's breast is disturbing. It seems incestuous! The girls appear to be obsessed with their Mother's breasts. They don't like for their Mother to wear a bra. They have nicknames for their Mother's breasts. They spend free time drawing pictures of them. What is going on here?????". Read further...







Cerita Satu Malam


A funny short film by an aspiring Malaysian director






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The Skank List by Kimberlycun


Kimberlycun wrote"

Excerpt:

"Quasi celebrities are such assholes. One chick whom I vaguely remembered appearing in a few magazines, walked up to me, pointed to the direction of the event with the snootiest expression. I nodded with the sweetest smile. Truth was, I felt like kicking her back to the school of manners. You can make someone famous, but you certainly can’t make someone classy. The moment they open their mouths, or in my case, don’t open their mouths, all the 5 inches makeup, perfectly manicured french tips (which IMHO is so fucking trailer trash material), coiffured hair and designer dresses from Kelantan just stop making any freaking statement but one: SKANK." Read further...





Bitch! by Papi


Papi wrote:

Excerpt:
"I met an asshole today while driving to work.

I was just coming out from the Subang-Federal Highway junction, going on the left most lane towards the old Subang airport and she (yes, she's a lady driver) was driving a dark-coloured Kelisa on the lane to my right, slightly in front of me. The traffic towards KL was heavy and moving slowly, but the left most lane (for the left turning to old airport) was moving.

While I was enjoying my drive, listening to some music, she decided it was too slow for her (she's probably late for her liposuction) and she wanted to change lane!! Although she had her indicator light on, she didn't make sure it was safe for her to cut in, and I was already very close behind her. So I have no choice but to avoid banging on to her car and swerved to the left into the emergency lane, and cut in front of her.

And she honked me! The fucking fat bitch honked me!!" Read further...






Wednesday, 20 June 2007

License To Touch by Kenny Sia


Kenny Sia Wrote:

Excerpt:

"If you have looks as unfortunate as mine, girls are not exactly gonna be very receptive to you touching them at all. Even a friendly gesture of touching at the back momentarily is gonna be taken as something sleazy, no matter how genuine you want it to be.

But if you look like DAVID BECKHAM, then suddenly it becomes a wholeeeee different story." Read further...









Romance of the Three Condoms by The Malay Male (Amir Hafizi)


The Malay Male (Amir Hafizi) wrote:

Excerpt:

"I was sitting on my primum mobile, in the toilet, when suddenly I was transported through the soft places of time and space and landed smack in the middle of a peach garden.

Me: What the fuck?" Read further...







Michael Jackson is hiding in Malaysia


Guess what, rumours has it that Michael Jackson is actually not hiding in the Middle East. In fact he is hiding in Malaysia and auditioned for Malaysian Idol. For those who missed his cameo role in Malaysian Idol, this is something not to be missed. And now...presenting Michael Jackson!






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Choked, punched for saying ‘no’ to hubby


She was menstruating and when her husband demanded sex, the housewife naturally refused.

Her rejection led to a quarrel. It ended with her being punched in the face by her lorry driver husband.

The incident took place about 6am on Sunday at their home in Kampung Chalok Kedai in Setiu.

The 38-year-old man, who had just returned from work, had earlier tried to strangle the woman with his hands after he was spurned.

Fearing for her life, she ran to the kitchen and grabbed a knife before slashing her husband on his left arm. This angered the man, and he punched her.
The wife, who received outpatient treatment at Setiu Hospital, lodged a report at the Chalok police station at 11am the same day.

State CID deputy head Superintendent Khairi Ahrasa said the case was being investigated for causing hurt.

Source: The New Straits Time



Sex toys, porn materials among goods smuggled from Thailand


KOTA BARU: Sex toys, pornographic materials including illegal medication to boost libido, are among the new smuggling items detected by the state customs preventative division here.

The items which are mostly manufactured in China and brought in illegally via Thailand have contributed to a marginal rise in smuggling trends for the first five months of this year compared to the same period last year.

Smuggling continues to be a thorn in the side for the custom authorities here due to the porous border.

Despite border fencing, intelligence gathering, boosting security presence and offering rewards, the state customs has detected a marginal rise in smuggling cases which has also grown in sopistication due to fraud in declaration of goods and the use of new tactics.

The usual items smuggled either across or into the Kelantan territory, are rice, diesel, sugar, exotic animals, tobacco and liquor.

For the period January till June 19, the state customs preventative division recorded 500 cases with items seized valued at RM883,922.43.

On Tuesday, the custom authorities here destroyed most of the items seized including the sex paraphernalia following a court order.

State customs and excise department director Datuk Che Jamil Ahmad said public cooperation was vital in curbing smuggling.

"Border inhabitants must also be instilled with a spirit of patriotism as they must realise if they condone smuggling of cheaper goods, Malaysia's own products are affected.

"They must also be aware that some smuggled goods are a threat to public health."

This included smuggled tobacco and liquor as they may not have been approved or tested by the relevant authorities, Che Jamil said.


Source: The Star Online



You think you can dance - I guess not


Spotted In Ipoh (Malaysia) doing his thang! Shake it baby Shake it!

Bush & Blair Singing "Endless Love"


A very funny video of President George Bush and PM Tony Blair singing "Endless Love". Really cool editing.




This is what I call a real sex scandal :)






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Monday, 18 June 2007

Hilarious Essay (Karangan) UPSR - "Keluarga Saya"


This got to be the funniest essay (Karangan) by a student who sat for Bahasa Malaysia UPSR. Despite the hilarious essay, it is amazing the marker can continue marking the essay with a straight face. The title of the essay is "Keluarga Saya"

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How to choose a bride, Malaysian style - best Malaysian joke?


A mother was very concerned that her middle-aged son has not shown the slightest indication of getting married.

So one day she called him over to her house.

The son came home from work, grudgingly.
Upon arriving, he found that his mother had gathered a few
beautiful ladies at the house for him to choose as his future bride.

The first one was a well-endowed telephonist-cum-receptionist. He immediately commented that: "Aiyaa... mother, they always say....
PLEASE HOLD ON, HOLD ON....."

The second nominee was a leggy secretary. She was also rejected.

Reason being: "Aiyaa... mother, this one aaa..., secretary always fond of saying "PLEASE SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN...."

By this time, the mother is nearing frustration. She called a sweet but plain-looking teacher.

The son suddenly agreed!!

The mother was surprised and asked: "Why this one? The
earlier two were a lot more better looking!"
He replied: "Teachers aaa.... teachers vely good, vely good, always say:
PLEASE REPEAT, DO IT AGAIN, I Want it done 10 times.... SOME MORE, SOME MORE..!"
Now come the small naughty hero. Her youngest son (10 years old), was listening quietly all this while at the other end of the room.

Suddenly, he shouted "Brother.... female mini bus conductor more better laa.... they always say..."NAIK CEPAT, NAIK CEPAT... MASUK,
MASUK.... MASUK LAGI, DALAM LAGI... DALAM LAGILAAAAH, MASUK BELAKANG....BELAKANG LAGI,BELAKANG BANYAK KOSONG!..........."
The mother fainted....



That's not a Porch


Ah Beng, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire himself out as a handyman and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. He went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for him to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

Beng said "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told him that the paint and ladders that he might need were in the garage.

The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does he realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"

The man replied, "He should. He was standing on the porch."

A short time later, Ah Beng came to the door to collect his money.

"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," Ah Beng answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.


"And by the way," Ah Beng added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Fellali."


Tenjewberrymuds - Ekcuse My England


To get the full effect, this should be read aloud.

You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation. This has been nominated for the best email of 2005. The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:

Room Service : (RS)

Guest : (G)

RS: "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

G: "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"

G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."

RS: "Ow July den?"

G: "What??"

RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"

G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

G: "What?"

RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"

G: "I don't think so."

RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bodder?"

G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."

RS: "Wad?"

G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G: "Excuse me?"

RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"

G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."

RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy....rye??"

G: "Whatever you say."

RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."

G: "You're very welcome."



Hollywood have sex, Bollywood have this


Malaysian who loves to watch their Tamil movies, you guys will definitely love this movie clip. Hollywood movies are infused with sex and violence, but in Bollywood they have this...




One of the best Bollywood stunts I've seen so far *note the sarcasm*. I've yet to see this stunt done in Hollywood. Hollywood eat this...




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Peserta asing lari, pertandingan makan durian dibatal


PULAU PINANG 17 Jun – Pertandingan memakan durian bagi pelancong asing sempena Pesta Durian di Tapak Pesta Sungai Nibong yang sepatutnya berlangsung di sini hari ini terpaksa dibatalkan apabila para pesertanya ‘cabut lari’ sebaik sahaja terbau aroma raja buah itu.

Malah, kesemua 18 peserta dari United Kingdom, New Zealand dan beberapa negara asing itu langsung tidak berani mendekati buah berduri itu, apatah lagi untuk merasa isinya.

Sekretariat pertandingan, Akbarudin Nasurdin berkata, dia tidak menyangka ‘kejadian’ itu akan berlaku kerana pertandingan serupa pernah diadakan semasa pameran buah-buahan di Komtar.

‘‘Masa itu memang ada pelancong asing yang ambil bahagian. Walaupun tak tahan dengan bau, mereka tetap menyertai pertandingan tersebut tapi kali ini usah kata nak masuk pertandingan, kami nak bagi rasa pun tak berani mencuba,” ujarnya.

Beliau yang juga Ketua Bahagian Promosi, Hal Ehwal Korporat, Teknologi Maklumat dan Komunikasi (ICT) serta Buah Lembaga Pemasaran Pertanian Persekutuan (FAMA) berkata, kesemua pelancong tersebut dijemput oleh pegawai Persatuan Agensi Pengembaraan dan Pelancongan Malaysia (MATTA) menyertai pertandingan itu.

Menurutnya, kesemua mereka pada mulanya tidak keberatan untuk menyertai pertandingan tersebut, tetapi mengubah fikiran sebaik sahaja tiba di tempat acara itu diadakan.

Tambahnya, walaupun pelancong-pelancong terbabit tidak memberi alasan sebenar mereka enggan menyertai pertandingan tersebut, namun bau durian yang terlalu menyengat hidung dipercayai menjadi punca utama para peserta mengubah fikiran.

Pesta durian itu diadakan sempena Pesta Makanan dan Buah-Buahan Pulau Pinang yang turut mempertandingkan buah durian terbaik.

Johan kategori durian terbaik dimenangi oleh durian jenis D14 milik Yeoh Hoi Chooi dari Balik Pulau yang membawa pulang hadiah wang tunai RM1,000, sijil penyertaan dan piala.

Naib johan dimenangi oleh Phang Kim Hong dari Balik Pulau yang turut mempertandingkan buah durian D14 manakala durian jenis ‘Duri Hitam’ milik Ooi Chieng Sim dari Teluk Bahang mendapat tempat ketiga.

Naib johan membawa pulang wang tunai RM700 sementara tempat ketiga RM500 di samping sijil penyertaan.

Sementara itu, durian jenis Hor Lor atau Labu Air milik Tan Chong Bin dari Balik Pulau dinobatkan sebagai ‘Juara antara Juara’ dan membawa pulang wang tunai RM1,000, sijil penyertaan dan piala.

Pesta durian itu dianjurkan bersama Jabatan Pertanian, FAMA dan Pihak Berkuasa Pekebun Kecil Perusahaan Getah (RISDA) negeri Pulau Pinang.

Source: Utusan Malaysia



Sunday, 17 June 2007

An Argument for Giant Robots by The Malay Male (Amir Hafizi)


The Malay Male (Amir Hafizi) wrote:

Excerpt:

"I hate the military.

I mean, the idea of having the military. It's bloody stupid to torment people, surprise buttseckss them everyday and then, instead of getting them to use billions of dollars in high tech killing machines to actually kill people, we get them to march.

Left. Right. Left. Right. What the fuck?

All that training. All that marching. For what? So that they would be disciplined? Fuck you. We are spending billions every year so that a few thousand people can learn how to make their beds and polish their shoes.

Fuck all of you motherfuckers.

What this country needs is a war. Then we can deploy the soldiers and let them fire their M4 carbines and non-lethal F-18 Hornets and fucking kill somebody." Read further...







Apabila wajah mirip Perdana Menteri


(Picture by Utusan Malaysia)

KEPALA BATAS 15 Jun – Apa perasaan anda apabila tiba-tiba disapa orang yang tidak dikenali: ‘‘Assalamualaikum Pak Lah.’’

Dan semasa di luar negara, secara kebetulan datang seseorang lalu mengucapkan: ‘‘Selamat datang Perdana Menteri.’’

Itulah yang berlaku terhadap seorang ahli perniagaan, Lee Peng Hock (gambar), 56, yang memiliki wajah mirip Perdana Menteri, Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi.

Peng Hock yang berasal dari negeri ini berkata, dia kerap kali disangkakan Perdana Menteri apabila berada di tempat awam.

Katanya, semasa di Hong Kong dan Singapura pula ada yang bersalam dengannya sambil mengucapkan selamat datang kerana mereka menyangka dia adalah Perdana Menteri Malaysia.

‘‘Pernah satu ketika saya membeli-belah di pasar, tiba-tiba orang memberi salam kepada saya, saya pun jawablah walaupun saya orang Cina,’’ katanya sambil ketawa kepada pemberita di sini hari ini.

Peng Hock tiba dari Kuala Lumpur bersama anak saudaranya, Philip Yeap di sini pagi ini bagi menyampaikan hadiah daripada rakan lama Abdullah di Singapura sempena meraikan perkahwinan Perdana Menteri dengan isterinya, Datin Seri Jeanne Abdullah.

Philip yang merupakan kenalan kepada rakan lama Abdullah datang ke Kepala Batas bersama Peng Hock setelah mengetahui kenduri diadakan di sini bagi meraikan Perdana Menteri dan isterinya, untuk menyampaikan hadiah tersebut.

Peng Hock dan Philip mengambil kesempatan menyampaikan hadiah berkenaan semasa Abdullah dan Jeanne berada di Masjid Al-Jamiul Badawi di sini.

Source: Utusan Malaysia

Saturday, 16 June 2007

Bomba Malaysia Uniform




cam·ou·flage (kăm'É™-fläzh', -fläj')
n.
  1. The method or result of concealing personnel or equipment from an enemy by making them appear to be part of the natural surroundings.
  2. Concealment by disguise or protective coloring.
  3. Fabric or a garment dyed in splotches of green, brown, tan, and black so as to make the wearer indistinguishable from the surrounding environment.

I can understand why the army will like to wear green uniforms, for the obvious reasons to camouflage themselves from the enemy.

But what perplex me the most is, why is Bomba Malaysia, for whatever wisdom or lack of it decides to change its uniform to this.



What are the firemen trying to do, blend with the FIRE!.


My Poon’s First O & G Visit by Kimberlycun


Kimberlycun wrote:

Excerpt:

"For the uninformed, O & G stands for obstetrician and gynaecologist. I’ve been putting off this incredibly important appointment for the longest time. Why? Lazy lor!

It took my Mom to set up an appointment for her (almost) 23 year old daughter. I was quite freaked out when Mom dropped the bomb over dinner. “Yeah, you’re going to see my gynae on xx May,”. Almost choked on my kailan. First thing that popped into my head, zomg my poonani! Second thing that popped into my head, the fact that the doctor, the male doctor, is going to see my Mom’s poon AND my poon. Damn wrong okay." Read further...








Touched For The Very First Time by Kenny Sia


Kenny Sia Wrote:

Excerpt:

"A common friend of ours spotted Jo and introduced us to each other. It was the first time I've met her, so I did the normal thing by making a small talk and socialising.

But while I was doing that, my hand was unwittingly placed behind Jo's back.

No, I'm not grabbing her arse or anything. Just comfortably placed on the small of her back while she yelled into my ears, because hey, there were drums there and it was loud!

It wasn't until months after that incident that Jo told me she was actually feeling uncomfortable that I was physically touching her that night.

Seeing as how I was a total stranger and it was only the first time we met, she thought it was kinda inappropriate. And when she revealed that to me, I felt like crap! There was nothing malicious at all about that hand behind her back, but I felt bad because I was making her feel uncomfortable.

Suddenly, I felt like a sexual molester!" Read further...








Thursday, 14 June 2007

Kissing scene now on YouTube



[A video allegedly depicting Deanna Yusoff (Maybe)]

IT’S out in the open.

A video clip depicting a woman resembling a wellknown local actress giving an Asian man a French kiss has been posted on YouTube.com, the popular video-sharing website.

The clip was posted by five different users and as of last night, had been viewed more than 25,000 times by curious Internet users.

One of the postings was viewed 13,116 times. Each clip varies from 17 to 18 seconds long, receiving ratings of between three and four-and-a half stars out of five.

Among the favourite keywords used by visitors to search for the clip were adegan, cium and artiste kissing.

YouTube.com is a popular video-sharing website where users can upload, view, and share video clips. Videos can be rated and the average rating and the number of times a video had been watched are both published.

Weekend Mail on May 26, reported that a clip depicting a woman resembling a local award-winning actress famous for her Pan Asian looks French-kissing a man had been widely circulated via e-mail.

The 18-second clip showed the woman kissing an Asian man wearing a grey blazer and pink and red shirt.

Wearing an off-white cardigan on top of an off white top and a pair of pinstriped pants, the woman in the clip bore an uncanny resemblance to the local actress.

The man she kissed in the clip was a dead ringer for a Singaporean TV and fi lm actor.

When Weekend Mail contacted the actress resembling the woman in the clip, she declined to comment.

She also refused to say if the clip was a scene leaked from a new movie, or if it was a footage shot without her knowledge and permission.

A check through the actress’s filmography could not connect the scene to any of the films she had acted in.

However, Weekend Mail came across a Singaporean TV series called Random Acts: The TV Series in which the two actors had acted in. This was confirmed by one of the directors, Esan Sivalingam.

Produced by Hoods Inc, the eight-episode TV series highlights problems often faced in society. It premiered in January on Singapore’s MediaCorp TV12 Arts Central, and ended its run in March.

The incident ignited a firestorm within the entertainment industry.

The Malaysian Indian- Muslim Congress’ secretarygeneral, Kamal Batcha Noor Mohideen, demanded that the actress apologise to Muslims in the country for the kissing scene, if it was indeed her in the clip.

Kamal, along with three other senior members of the organisation, lodged a police report against the actress for her alleged indecent behaviour, which they claimed had a negative impact on Muslims.

Karyawan president Freddie Fernandez also called on the actress to own up.

“It’s bad that something like this is being viewed by people in the country, especially if it happens to be something that is meant to be private.

“I don’t want to pass judgement without evidence, so I’ll leave it to the actress to own up. She should know what’s best for her,” said Fernandez.


Source: The Malay Mail



Divorcee hired two men to chop off her lover's leg, now all three get 7 years, victim’s mum appalled


KUALA LUMPUR: S. Manivanan’s death four years ago was described by the High Court yesterday as "very violent and unjustified".

With this remark, Judicial Commissioner Lim Yee Lan sentenced three persons involved in the killing to seven years’ jail.

But the victim’s mother S.M. Patmavathy, 51, was clearly dissatisfied. After court adjourned she approached the families of the accused and choking with emotion asked them several times: "Is this justice?"

The family members had nothing to say.

Divorcee Rabiah Basry Sultan, 35, who has a 9-year-old daughter, was living with Manivanan when the incident happened four years ago.
When Rabiah found out that Manivanan was engaged to another, she decided "to teach him a lesson".

She hired M. Jinaraj, 26, and I. Jay Kumar, 23, to chop off Manivanan’s legs, but the injuries led to his death.

Jinaraj and Jay Kumar pleaded guilty to a reduced charge of culpable homicide not amounting to murder.

Jinaraj, a storekeeper and Jay Kumar, who is unemployed, were charged with committing the offence on July 5, 2003 and Rabiah was charged with abetment.

Lim told a packed courtroom she agreed with DPP Yusaini Amer Abdul Karim that public interest should be given importance.

"The court takes into consideration the severity of the crime committed by Jinaraj and Jay Kumar, as they were armed with a parang and a piece of wood respectively, and they acted on Rabiah’s instructions," she said.

"As a result of the assault, there were multiple slash wounds on the victim’s head, and his right leg was almost severed at the knee, while there were multiple slash wounds to his left leg and heel."

Describing the incident as "very violent and unjustified", Lim said all three accused were initially charged with murder and they should consider themselves lucky that it was amended.

"If the matter had gone through a full trial, the court would not hesitate to give the maximum sentence allowed under this section, which is 10 years’ jail or fine or both."

Lim said the court could not accept submission by counsel Karpal Singh, representing Rabiah, that she should be given a short jail term.

She said as the crime was serious, she had to consider public interest and the sentence should be a deterrent.

She ordered the sentence to run from the date of arrest.

As the sentence was pronounced, Rabiah who was wearing a light blue baju kurung and tudung, turned behind and was seen smiling at her family members.

Jinaraj’s counsel, Mohd Azarol Razak, counsel S. Saravanan for Jay Kumar and Karpal said they were unlikely to appeal the ruling.

When asked by reporters, Patmavathy said she did not want to see the accused go to the gallows.

"Nobody wants to see more loss of life.

"However, the court should consider I lost my eldest son. My son had a Master’s in electrical engineering.

"Manivanan and Rabiah were childhood friends. We even treated her as family and this is what she did."

Patmavathy said she was told the sentence could be up to 10 years but the accused had got only seven years.

"I was hoping they would get the maximum," she said.

Rabiah’s father, who declined to be identified, said he accepted his daughter’s jail term as fate.


Source: The New Straits Time



Nude victims in ‘compromising’ acts


SOME of the footage seized from the voyeur who installed spy cams in the bathrooms used by 19 college girls showed some of the victims in ‘compromising positions’.

Sources said the incriminating footage was found in an MP4 player seized from the 34-year-old suspect.

“He would store the clips containing incriminating acts for his own use and delete the rest after watching them,” said a source.

The voyeur spent hours scouring the Net on how to install the spy cams before acquiring the equipment from eBay, a popular online auction site which deals with all kinds of gadgets, spending thousands of ringgit.

The source said the suspect got his chance when tenants of his double-storey house in Taman Bullion Mewah in Sentul complained of a faulty toilet two months ago.

He told the girls that he needed a day to repair the toilet and used the opportunity to install the cameras in the other bathrooms in the house.

The father of two, who was reported to have gained the trust of his tenants, then spent several hours a week sitting in his Toyota Avanza parked outside the house where he would get ‘live’ video streaming from the bathrooms via his laptop.

He would later transfer the footage to an MP4 player.

No one suspected anything although several neighbours saw him in the car, normally during lunch time.

The girls’ college mates confirmed seeing the suspect in his car when they came home for lunch but thought nothing of it.

“We did not even know that he owned the house. It never crossed our minds that he was up to no good,” said one of them.

The youth was one of the two who spotted the cameras after being alerted by the girls who lived next door. He declined to be identified.

He said the Avanza was usually parked under a tree or in front of the girls’ house two or three times a week.

“He looked as if he was reading something from a laptop, but we ignored him.

I only realised he was the landlord when police arrested him on Saturday night,” he said.

His friend said they usually came home for lunch, just like the other college students living in the area.

“We were shocked when one of the girls asked for our help after showing us a picture she took on her cell phone of something in the toilet.

“We went to their house and using a knife, we took off the cover and found the spy cam. We tested it and noticed that the camera was activated everytime the bathroom lights came on,” he said.

They called police who arrived at 10pm. After checking the house, police told the girls to ask the landlord to come over.

“The man was arrested when he arrived at midnight,” he said.

Sentul police chief Assistant Commissioner K.

Kumaran said the case is being investigated although it had been solved with the arrest of the suspect.

The case is being investigated under Section 292 of the Penal Code for possession of obscene objects which, if convicted, is punishable by a jail term of up to three years, or a fi ne, or both.

It is learnt that police will submit the investigation paper to the deputy public prosecutor’s office today.

On Monday, it was reported that 19 students living in the double-storey terrace house for two years did not know that they were being watched via spy cams installed in all the three bathrooms.

On Saturday evening, however, one of the girls who was showering noticed something sticking out of the ceiling and checked with her neighbours.

Upon investigating, they found the cameras installed near the fl uorescent lights.

Source: The Malay Mail



Man weds at mum’s funeral


(Picture from The New Straits Time)

PORT KLANG: K. Narani had always wanted to see her son married. But the tears of the guests at the wedding ceremony yesterday were of both joy and sorrow.

In a simple gesture of love for his mother, P. Sanjeevi Rajan married R. Sasikalah in front of his mother’s body during her funeral at the family’s house here.

Fate had been cruel to the family, as 47-year-old Narani died of a heart attack in Chennai, India, on Sunday while shopping for sarees and other accessories for the wedding which had been originally scheduled for June 30.

When her body was brought to the house at noon yesterday, Narani’s grieving husband Perumal suggested that Sanjeevi Rajan honour his mother’s dream of seeing her son married.

Bride and groom consented, and after consulting with Sasikalah’s family, it was agreed that the wedding would go ahead.
Two priests were brought to the house, and between 2pm and 3pm, they conducted all the usual wedding ceremonies minus the yagna (fire ceremony).

Sasikalah, 25, was dressed in a blue saree while Sanjeevi Rajan wore the traditional vesthi and jippa.

Sanjeevi Rajan, 28, also performed the patha pooja, where he washed the feet of his parents. For this ceremony, Perumal stood beside the body of Narani.

The thali was then placed in the mother’s hand before Sanjeevi Rajan tied it around Sasikalah’s neck.

Instead of the usual yellow rice, flowers were given to those present in the family hall to bless the couple.

Later, Sanjeevi Rajan said though a marriage in such circumstances was unheard of, he was glad that it took place the way it did.

"I could have got married in the temple later, but would my mother be there? At least now, my mother is still here. My parents were side by side. It means the world to me.

"It’s both the saddest and happiest day for me in one go," he said wiping away his tears.

Sasikalah said she was fortunate to have her wedding in front of her mother-in-law.

"I got the chance to pay my last respects as the daughter-in-law and it means a lot to me."

Her father, R. Rajaratnam, said when Perumal came up with the idea, he discussed it with family members and everyone felt that it was a good suggestion.

"It’s definitely worth it. Narani wanted to see the wedding and Sanjeevi Rajan wanted his mother to be present at his wedding. Both got their wishes."

As for the wedding invitations that have been sent out, Rajaratnam said everyone would be informed about what had happened.

However, he said the couple would get their marriage registered at the temple on June 30.


Source: The New Straits Time