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Wednesday, 15 August 2007

Ah Beng and MyKad



The multi-purpose MyKad will be the version of our perpetually metamorphosing IC in the near future. With an embedded smart chip, it can also be used as a passport, store our medical history, driver's license, act as an ATM card, serve as an electronic purse and even be used at the National Library...what ever you do with the card...you will be tracked!

It may also be a tracking device via GPRS (Good or Bad, depending the situation). However, a recent debate has brought to light the questionable control on access, potential information abuse and privacy infringement.

As the debate rages on, I can foresee a likely scenario when ordering pizzas in the near future...

Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut Chow Kit. May I have your..."

Customer: "Haloo, arh...can I orler huh..."

Operator : "Can I have your MyKad number first, Sir?"

Customer: "It's arh..., hold on prease, arh..... WN013524-95-6543"

Operator : "OK... you're... Tan Ah Beng alias 'Or Kwee Tao' and you're calling from 17-D Lorong 14, Chow Kit. Your home number is 6782 8828, your office 6782 8838 and your mobile is 96828848. Which number are you calling from now Sir?

Customer: "Home lah! Wah Lan...How you get all my phone lumbers, arh?"

Operator : "We are connected to the 'MyKad' system Sir"

Customer: "OK lah, okay lah...Can I orler your Seafood Pisar..."

Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"

Customer: "Why....Cannot arh?"

Operator : "According to your latest medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"

Customer: "What?...Wah Lan!....medical lecords also hab... you lecommend lah?"

Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"

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