Dear Ah Beng: Do you have girl friend or not?

Dear Ah Beng,

Ok, this one is a short question. Ah Beng Kor Kor, do you have girl friend or not? If not, leave me SMS message OK? 97965818.

Dreaming of you,

Ah Lien Mei Mei

Dear Ah Lien Mei Mei,

I always say that girlfriends are like durian biji - you can't have only one. Also, girls who are proficient in communications technology are si beh appealing. (We Ah Bengs always like to call girls, lah!) Call you soon!

Ah Beng