How Harry Potter Ends by The Malay Male ( Amir Hafizi)

FM warning: Funny yet R(aunchy)-Rated entry from The Malay Male ( Amir Hafizi), he wrote:

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"This is how it should REALLY end.

DOBBY: Dobby fuck Hermione up the ass, ermmm?

HERMIONE: Yes, Dobby. Fuck me, fuck me now! AH! AH! AH!

RON: Harry, what are you doing with that dead owl?

HARRY: Well, Dumbledore's dead, and so is Hedgwig or Hedwig. Whatever. So I'm fucking gay and since I can't get to Dumbledore's dead dick, I'm going to stuff Hedwig's carcass up my ass.

RON: Cor! Blimey!

HARRY: Ummpph. Ahhh. Ummphhh. See how tight my ass is! Ummmpphh.

RON: Cor! Blimey! That looks so smashing, Harry! I'm fucking gay too, and I'm getting horny from all this shit.

Ginny, Fred and George Weasley, Luna Lovegood and a hot bitch enters the scene.

GINNY: Don't worry, brother dear, you can join my bukkake party.

RON: Cor! Blimey! Who the fuck is that hot bitch?

LUNA: I'm Luna Lovegood. Looney and love your dick very good.

RON: I know who you are, you blonde bitch. WHo the fuck is the other one?

IVANA: I am exchange student, yes? Ivana Humpalot.

RON: I'm...sorry?

IVANA: I-van-a Hump-a-lot.

FRED AND GEORGE: Okay, let's get this bukkake party on the road. I've wanted to fuck my twin brother from day one. And you too, little brother. Cause I'm so fucking gay." Read further...

Romance of the Three Condoms by The Malay Male (Amir Hafizi)

The Malay Male (Amir Hafizi) wrote:

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"I was sitting on my primum mobile, in the toilet, when suddenly I was transported through the soft places of time and space and landed smack in the middle of a peach garden.

Me: What the fuck?" Read further...

An Argument for Giant Robots by The Malay Male (Amir Hafizi)

The Malay Male (Amir Hafizi) wrote:

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"I hate the military.

I mean, the idea of having the military. It's bloody stupid to torment people, surprise buttseckss them everyday and then, instead of getting them to use billions of dollars in high tech killing machines to actually kill people, we get them to march.

Left. Right. Left. Right. What the fuck?

All that training. All that marching. For what? So that they would be disciplined? Fuck you. We are spending billions every year so that a few thousand people can learn how to make their beds and polish their shoes.

Fuck all of you motherfuckers.

What this country needs is a war. Then we can deploy the soldiers and let them fire their M4 carbines and non-lethal F-18 Hornets and fucking kill somebody." Read further...