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Showing posts with label The Malay Male. Show all posts
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Thursday, 4 October 2007

Burin Murder Case: SIM card stays put



THERE are still no signs that the SIM card swallowed by an Indonesian woman (inset) picked up in Nilai, Negri Sembilan, in connection with the murder of Nurin Jazlin Jazimin will be fl ushed out of her system.

With her remand order expiring tomorrow, questions have come up on whether the police could retrieve the card which may give them some leads in nabbing the culprits.

However, police are unperturbed by the expiring remand order.

“We just have to wait,” Federal CID director Datuk Christopher Wan Soo Kee told The Malay Mail last night when asked if there were ways for the authorities to force the suspect to fl ush the card out.

Wan, however, refused to comment, when asked to confi rm that the suspect, despite fasting since she was detained, was refusing to eat at the University Malaya Medical Centre where she is warded.

Sources told The Malay Mail that the 23-year-old woman was on a liquid diet since she was warded. THERE are still no signs that the SIM card swallowed by an Indonesian woman picked up in Nilai, Negri Sembilan, in connection with the murder of Nurin Jazlin Jazimin will be flushed out of her system.

With her remand order expiring tomorrow, questions have come up on whether the police could retrieve the card, which may give them some leads in nabbing the culprits.

However, police are unperturbed by the expiring remand order, with Federal CID director Datuk Christopher Wan Soo Kee saying that police will wait for as long as it takes.

“We just have to wait,” he told The Malay Mail last night when asked if there were ways for the authorities to force the suspect to flush the card out.

Wan refused to comment when asked whether the suspect, despite fasting since she was detained, was refusing to eat at the University Malaya Medical Centre where she is warded.

He also declined further comment, saying that “there are things (rules) that we have to follow that you do not know about.” Sources had told The Malay Mail that the 23-year-old woman was on a liquid diet since she was warded.

Yesterday, policemen from the Federal police headquarters went to the hospital to question the woman. No other details of what transpired were available at Press time.

The woman had swallowed the SIM card while being taken to the Petaling Jaya magistrate’s court on Saturday.

Police had seized several items from her during her arrest, including several SIM cards, cash and cell phones.

She was picked up in Nilai on Friday, a day after four men and a pregnant woman were arrested in Section 7, Shah Alam. The woman was released on the same day.

The male suspects were released unconditionally on Monday.

Wan had said that the men were released after police were satisfied that they were not involved in the case.

On Tuesday, police released photofits of a man and a woman whom they believed could shed light on the murder case.

Both photofits were sketched based on information from the public.

The man was spotted in Bangsar a few days before Nurin’s body was found.

He was said to have been looking for a room to rent for him and his daughter.

He is 168cm tall, aged between 35 and 40, and sports a short, thin moustache.

The woman was spotted in Petaling Jaya near the sports bag with Nurin’s body the day before the body was found on Sept 17.

She is believed to be in her 20s, 153cm tall and has shoulder-length hair.

Nurin, a Year Two pupil of Sekolah Rendah Kebangsaan Desa Setapak, was reported missing on Aug 20.

Those with information on the case can call 03- 21159999 or the nearest police station.

Source: The Malay Mail

Tuesday, 24 July 2007

How Harry Potter Ends by The Malay Male ( Amir Hafizi)


FM warning: Funny yet R(aunchy)-Rated entry from The Malay Male ( Amir Hafizi), he wrote:

Excerpts:

"This is how it should REALLY end.

DOBBY: Dobby fuck Hermione up the ass, ermmm?

HERMIONE: Yes, Dobby. Fuck me, fuck me now! AH! AH! AH!

RON: Harry, what are you doing with that dead owl?

HARRY: Well, Dumbledore's dead, and so is Hedgwig or Hedwig. Whatever. So I'm fucking gay and since I can't get to Dumbledore's dead dick, I'm going to stuff Hedwig's carcass up my ass.

RON: Cor! Blimey!

HARRY: Ummpph. Ahhh. Ummphhh. See how tight my ass is! Ummmpphh.

RON: Cor! Blimey! That looks so smashing, Harry! I'm fucking gay too, and I'm getting horny from all this shit.

Ginny, Fred and George Weasley, Luna Lovegood and a hot bitch enters the scene.

GINNY: Don't worry, brother dear, you can join my bukkake party.

RON: Cor! Blimey! Who the fuck is that hot bitch?

LUNA: I'm Luna Lovegood. Looney and love your dick very good.

RON: I know who you are, you blonde bitch. WHo the fuck is the other one?

IVANA: I am exchange student, yes? Ivana Humpalot.

RON: I'm...sorry?

IVANA: I-van-a Hump-a-lot.

FRED AND GEORGE: Okay, let's get this bukkake party on the road. I've wanted to fuck my twin brother from day one. And you too, little brother. Cause I'm so fucking gay." Read further...

Wednesday, 20 June 2007

Romance of the Three Condoms by The Malay Male (Amir Hafizi)


The Malay Male (Amir Hafizi) wrote:

Excerpt:

"I was sitting on my primum mobile, in the toilet, when suddenly I was transported through the soft places of time and space and landed smack in the middle of a peach garden.

Me: What the fuck?" Read further...







Sunday, 17 June 2007

An Argument for Giant Robots by The Malay Male (Amir Hafizi)


The Malay Male (Amir Hafizi) wrote:

Excerpt:

"I hate the military.

I mean, the idea of having the military. It's bloody stupid to torment people, surprise buttseckss them everyday and then, instead of getting them to use billions of dollars in high tech killing machines to actually kill people, we get them to march.

Left. Right. Left. Right. What the fuck?

All that training. All that marching. For what? So that they would be disciplined? Fuck you. We are spending billions every year so that a few thousand people can learn how to make their beds and polish their shoes.

Fuck all of you motherfuckers.

What this country needs is a war. Then we can deploy the soldiers and let them fire their M4 carbines and non-lethal F-18 Hornets and fucking kill somebody." Read further...