I’m an embarassment to my country by Kimberlycun

Malaysian Funny Gal decided to take a photo of herself while she was 'intoxicated'. Kimberlycun wrote:

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Everyone knows I can’t drink. I get sleepy, I puke and I get obnoxious.

Very obnoxious. Read further...

FM: Don't drink and...Dress hah hah!

The Skank List by Kimberlycun

Kimberlycun wrote"

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"Quasi celebrities are such assholes. One chick whom I vaguely remembered appearing in a few magazines, walked up to me, pointed to the direction of the event with the snootiest expression. I nodded with the sweetest smile. Truth was, I felt like kicking her back to the school of manners. You can make someone famous, but you certainly can’t make someone classy. The moment they open their mouths, or in my case, don’t open their mouths, all the 5 inches makeup, perfectly manicured french tips (which IMHO is so fucking trailer trash material), coiffured hair and designer dresses from Kelantan just stop making any freaking statement but one: SKANK." Read further...

My Poon’s First O & G Visit by Kimberlycun

Kimberlycun wrote:

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"For the uninformed, O & G stands for obstetrician and gynaecologist. I’ve been putting off this incredibly important appointment for the longest time. Why? Lazy lor!

It took my Mom to set up an appointment for her (almost) 23 year old daughter. I was quite freaked out when Mom dropped the bomb over dinner. “Yeah, you’re going to see my gynae on xx May,”. Almost choked on my kailan. First thing that popped into my head, zomg my poonani! Second thing that popped into my head, the fact that the doctor, the male doctor, is going to see my Mom’s poon AND my poon. Damn wrong okay." Read further...