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Wireless spy camera costs as little as RM300

KUALA LUMPUR: For as little as RM300, one can easily set up a wireless camera to spy on unsuspecting victims.

The price of a pinhole camera, about the size of a matchbox, starts from RM50, while a wireless transmitter and receiver set can be bought at RM250.

Electronics storeowner David Leng said the camera could easily be bought and installed by anyone without the need to hire a technician.

“You use a screw to attach the camera to the wall or ceiling, and then connect the camera to a wireless transmitter and a power outlet. You can even use a battery to power the transmitter, but of course it won’t last long,” he told The Star.

Leng said the wireless set could receive the transmission signal within a 100m radius.

“The wireless receiver is either plugged into a digital video recorder (DVR), or a computer or laptop with audio-visual plug points, to record the images,” he said.

Another electronics storeowner, who requested anonymity, said one could also buy a RM280 USB-enabled DVR, which enables the wireless receiver to be plugged into the USB port of any computer.

He also sells a wireless model, where the receiver is complete with an LCD screen, for RM600.

“This model is usually used as a baby monitor. So you can only see the live view on the LCD monitor,” he said, adding that to record the video, one can link the receiver to a DVR.

He said those who buy cameras for surveillance purposes would usually get the bigger, wired ones instead of pinhole cameras as they were of better quality and not affected by electronic interference.

“Usually those who buy the pinhole ones are up to mischief. I just sell them. We cannot assume everyone has bad intentions. If I sell knives, and they are used to kill people, does that mean I must stop selling them?” he said.

Source: The Star Online

Clever Inventions...or NOT

CUP & COOKIES

Smart cup in which you can put 2-3 of your favourite cookies. You don't need extra plates. It's made for right handed and left handed.

PENGUIN TEA TIMER

Making tea, though easy to do, is also time consuming. Once you pour the hot water into the cup, you must patiently hover over it, waiting for the tea to steep. Well, the Penguin Tea Timer happily does the waiting for you.
Place your tea cup under the beak and set it to the desired time. As you turn the timer dial, the beak lowers the tea into the hot water. When time is up, a bell sounds and the penguin automatically lifts his beak, removing the tea bag from the water.

BUTTER CUTTER

One Click Butter Cutter controls your portion as an important part of staying healthy. This ingenious butter cutter delivers one standard pat with each click of the handle.

TRANSPARENT TOASTER

You love toast, but you always burn it? Than, this invention us for you.

This transparent toaster allows you to see the bread while it is toasting so you just have to take it out when the colour is right. This idea is based on a transparent heating glass technology.


WHEEL-MOVING BENCH

Whether you want to sit on the sun or in the shade, near the river or under the tree... now you have your movable bench, to sit wherever you like.

LOCK-CUP

Lock Cup - Anti-Theft Coffee Cup. Are you tired of others stealing your coffee cup? Well now there's a solution. The Lock - Cup has a hole which prevents most people from using it. Only the owner of the cup can use his/hers shaped key to close the hole.

BANANA GUARD - Protect Your Banana!

Are you fed up with bringing bananas to work or school only to find them bruised and squashed? Banana Guard allows you to safely transport and storage individual bananas letting you enjoy perfect bananas anytime, anywhere.

TOILET SEAT LIFTER

'Who left the Toilet Seat up?' The PeaceMaker will end the battle of the toilet seat. Merely step on the pedal to activate the lifting mechanism. When finished, remove your foot from the pedal and the seat gently comes to a rest where it started.

LASER SCISSORS

Laser ScissorsCutting a straight line has never been easier. Just aim the pin-point laser and follow the line. The scissor blades are stainless steel and cut very clean with a micro serrated edge.

CRIME SCENE TOWEL

Chalk outline crime scene beach towel - be the coolest person on the beach!

DAYCLOCK

What day is today? You don't know? Then you need a DayClock. It's uniquely designed to keep track of weekly events like your golf day, card night, movie night, and so much more. It's ideal for vacations and cruises when it's easy to lose track of the day.

GIANT REMOTE

Never lose your remote again!
With giant buttons, this extra-large remote is easy to use and impossible to lose. It's a 6-in-1 remote so you can use it to control your TV, VCR, DVD player, satellite, cable and auxiliary A/V device. It even features glow-in-the-dark buttons, so you can easily find the remote in the dark.

LATEST DESIGN WAITER/WAITRESS TRAYS

Anatomic tray, for waiters. No more dropping trays. We just don't know is it comfortable.

MODERN LADDER

Realy cool modern ladder.

TRAVELER'S PHRASE BOOK T-SHIRT

If you are traveling a lot and don't always know the language of the country you are visiting, then this T-shirt is for you. It has a phrase book printed on it so just point a finger at the pictogram you need and then point it twice at the question mark, which means, "Where is it?" and in no time you have found what you were looking for… or not.

"THE THING" - INFANT PILLOW

The Zaky is an ergonomic infant pillow designed by a mom to mimic the size, weight, touch, and feel of her hand and forearm to help her baby with comfort, support, protection, and development. The Zaky can help calm your baby and help your baby sleep better through the night.

ILUMINATING CAR SLIPPERS

Do you get up at night to drink water, go to the toilet...Do you wish you could see in the dark? Remarkably bright LED lights are triggered by your footsteps and light up the floor 30 feet in front of you; ultra-soft plush style are extra comfortable and cozy warm.

Watch Ipod Video On Your TV the Cheap Way

This simple technique shows you how to connect your ipod video to your television easily and for very cheap.

FM does not guarantee this will work. Any attempt to do funny things on your Ipod is solely at your own discretion


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Change Traffic Lights With A Universal Remote!

That's right! Now you can change traffic lights with just a remote control that can be found at any store, and I'll show you how! For instuctional purposes only.

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How to Change TV Channels Using a Mini Torch Light?

What happen if you've misplaced your TV remote or your TV remote is no longer working and you desperately need to change your TV channel to watch the English Premiere League. Oh no...what are you going to do. Fret no more, as FM malaysia have discovered a cool watch to change your TV channel by using this 3 simple items (1) A mini Maglite torch light (2) floppy disk (3) mini magnifying glass. For demonstration on how to convert the mini Maglite torch light to a TV remote, check out this cool video

Hey, if the "Mini Torch Light TV Remote" does not work, the alternative solution is to get your big fat butt off the couch and change the TV channels manually.

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Convert Your Normal Digital Camera to X-Ray Camera

For those who have not heard this, you can actually convert your normal digital video camera into an infra red x-ray video camera. This 'technology' was accidentally discovered by a video-grapher who noticed that when you put your digital video camera in 'infra red mode/night vision mode' and used a special video camera lens filter, you're able to see through fabric.

Normal Digital Video Camera Setting

Using Infra Red/Night Vision Mode + Lens filter

Unfortunately, this 'technology' was extensively used for voyeur activities.

The digital video camera mainly used for this illicit activities was the SONY TRV series (e.g. TRV900). This led to the recall of the SONY TRV series when the 'problem' was discovered. Here is a brief explanation on how X-Ray Digital Video Camera work:

"Firstly one important point : The term "x-ray" was coined to describe the effect that filming with infrared light only has on certain types of fabric. It does not mean that this technique uses real x-rays like a hospital or dentist uses.

This filming technique takes advantage of the fact that certain camcorders, in night-vision mode are very sensitive to infrared light. Much more so than an ordinary camcorder.

Infrared light has a longer wave length than visible light which causes less of it to be reflected by certain types of material and fabric than visible light is.

The effect is that the light passes through the fabric, reflects off anything underneath and passes back out through the fabric again. This effectively renders the fabric semi-transparent - it typically takes on a "net curtain" type appearance, similar to very sheer clothing. In some cases the fabric is barely visible when viewed this way.

In order to see this effect, it is necessary to filter out all visible light entering the lens. The reason is simple:

When the visible light is reflected by the fabric it obscures any image which would be visible with only infrared.

It's surprising the number of people who fail to realise the importance of the filter.

You cannot film infrared x-rays in daylight without an infrared filter!

Imagine trying to look at someone in a dimly lit place while they are shining a torch at your eyes. You cannot see them at all, but block out the torch light and you can see the person clearly." Read further...

FM discovered that this technology is not confined to Digital Video Camera but your normal DIGITAL CAMERA as well. The following is an instructional video on how to convert your normal digital camera into an "X-Ray" camera. Please do not abuse this secret by taking naughty photos :)

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