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Wednesday, 5 September 2007

Man loses RM1.7m in scam



KUALA LUMPUR: He ended up RM1.7 million poorer in order to claim RM100,000 purportedly won in a lucky draw.

K.V. Chung, a 39-year-old contractor from Sabah, deposited the money into 46 different bank accounts between May and August this year.

But when it dawned on him that he had been conned, it was already too late.

Relating his experience to the MCA Public Services and Complaints Department yesterday, Chung said it started in April when his wife received a phone call informing her she had won RM100,000 in a lucky draw.

"My wife dismissed it as a prank but the caller was persistent and I happened to answer the call one day. I was told the money was in a Hong Kong bank account and when I called to check, it was confirmed by the bank manager."

Chung said after paying US$7,000 (RM24,560) as instructed, he was told that he had won RM2.4 million.

In the process of claiming his prize, he travelled twice to Hong Kong where he was met by two men, including the bank manager.

"They drove expensive cars and treated me to dinners at posh hotels and restaurants, which convinced me the lucky draw was genuine."

Chung said upon returning home, he was told to pay 10 per cent of the RM2.4 million as insurance, which he did.

He made 86 deposits amounting to RM1.7 million, of which RM700,000 was from his savings and the remainder which he borrowed.

Police sources said the bank accounts belong to students who opened them for the syndicate in return for several hundred ringgit.

Source: The New Straits Times

FM says: The moral of the story is:
- Always read KennySia.com especially on Cheated By The Hong Kong Lucky Draw Scam


WIFE'S DIARY vs HUSBAND'S DIARY


WIFE'S DIARY

Sunday night.

I thought he was acting weird.
We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have coffee.
I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I
thought he was upset that I was a bit late, but he
made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I
suggested that we go somewhere.

Quiet so we could talk.
He agreed but he kept quiet and absent.

I asked him what was wrong.

He said: "Nothing."
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.
He said it had nothing to do with me, and not to
worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him.

He simply smiled and kept driving.
I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he
didn't say: "I love u, too."

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him, as if
he wanted Nothing to do with me anymore.

He just sat there and watched TV;
He seemed distant and absent.

Finally, I decided to go to bed.

About 10 minutes later he came to bed.

I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront
him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I
started crying and cried until I too fell asleep.

I don't know what to do.

I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone
else.

My life is a disaster.


HUSBAND'S DIARY

Today, England lost the match. DAMN IT..!!

Tuesday, 4 September 2007

Tak hirau status


MELAKA: Pasangan ‘suami isteri’ sama jantina yang bernikah lima tahun lalu selamba berjalan beriringan keluar dari mahkamah dan menaiki kereta bersama-sama walaupun Mahkamah Rendah Syariah Ayer Keroh, dekat sini, baru saja mengisytiharkan pernikahan mereka tidak sah kerana tidak menepati syarat rukun nikah.

Malah, mahkamah juga memerintah pasangan itu difarakh atau dipisahkan kerana ‘si suami’, Mohd Sufian Mohamad, 40, atau nama dalam surat beranaknya, Mazinah Mohamad, selaku responden pertama adalah seorang wanita.

Responden pertama dinikahkan dengan Zaiton Aziz, 43, selaku responden kedua secara sah oleh Imam Satu Masjid Bukit Cina, Ishak Juki, pada Disember 2002, dan mengikut prosedur ditetapkan, termasuk ‘pengantin lelaki’ mendapat pengesahan bujang daripada sidang kampung.

Mereka didakwa mengikut Seksyen 11 Enakmen Undang-Undang Keluarga Islam (Negeri Melaka) 2002. Jika sabit kesalahan, pernikahan pasangan ‘suami isteri’ terbabit boleh dibatalkan dan mereka diarah berpisah.

Hakim Che Saufi Che Husin yang membaca keputusan kes itu selama 54 minit turut memerintahkan Jabatan Pendaftaran Negara (JPN) menukar jantina dan nama dalam kad pengenalan responden pertama kepada nama asal seperti dalam sijil beranak.

Beliau juga berkata, segala kos pengurusan itu akan ditanggung responden.

Katanya, jika responden pertama tidak puas hati dengan keputusan mahkamah, dia boleh membuat rayuan dalam tempoh 14 hari mulai hari ini.

Keputusan mengetahui status perkahwinan pasangan terbabit dibuat selepas beberapa saksi daripada kedua-dua pihak dipanggil memberi keterangan dan penggulungan dibuat peguam bela pasangan berkenaan, Zulfiqri Zakaria dan penggulungan balas oleh peguam syarie yang mewakili Pendaftar Pernikahan, Rujuk dan Cerai Majlis Agama Islam Melaka (Maim), Mohd Mokhtar Karim.

Che Saufi berkata, lima saksi yang dikemukakan plaintif memberi keterangan secara konsisten dan tidak ada percanggahan dibuat saksi termasuk dari segi pentadbiran dan aduan.

Beliau berkata, mahkamah tertarik dengan keterangan diberikan pendaftar nikah, rujuk dan cerai bahawa pihaknya memberi peluang kepada responden pertama mengemukakan bukti jika dia lelaki, jabatan itu sedia mendaftarkan pernikahannya.

Bagaimanapun, responden gagal mengemukakan bukti berkenaan menyebabkan Maim terpaksa membuat keputusan memfarakhkan mereka.

Saksi kedua, iaitu imam hanya menjalankan tugasnya sebagai jurunikah berpandukan kad pengenalan responden dan dia hanya melaksanakan tanggungjawabnya.

Sementara itu, mahkamah juga berpuas hati dengan keterangan saksi ketiga iaitu Pengarah Jabatan Pendaftaran Negara (JPN) dan mengakui banyak kelemahan dialami ketika proses penukaran dijalankan kerana tiada prosedur jelas.

Beliau berkata, kejadian ini berlaku mungkin disebabkan kesilapan ketika membuat penukaran status jantina.

Che Saufi berkata, saksi keempat dan kelima adalah doktor pakar dan mahkamah menyimpulkan kemahiran mereka tidak boleh dipertikaikan.

Katanya, keterangan doktor pakar berkenaan adalah konsisten dan mengikut proses yang betul dan tidak berlaku penyelewengan.

Malah, doktor pakar itu memberitahu mahkamah tiada tanda kelelakian dan alat kelamin pada responden pertama.

Selain itu, keterangan responden kedua yang dilakukan secara tertutup menyatakan dia tidak pernah menyentuh atau melihat alat kelamin responden pertama ketika bersama-sama dengannya.

Beliau berkata, mahkamah sudah melihat semua aspek dan kepentingan hukum syarak dan enakmen serta tidak tertumpu kepada keterangan individu sahaja.

Menurutnya, adalah haram kepada sesiapa termasuk perempuan dan lelaki melakukan penukaran jantina semata-mata untuk kecenderungan, minat, suka atau ingin untuk jadi lelaki atau perempuan atau sebaliknya.

Katanya, mereka yang melakukan perbuatan berkenaan perlu dipulihkan atau dirawat dan jika melakukan persetubuhan sesama perempuan adalah zina.

Che Saufi berkata, mahkamah amat puas hati dengan segala keterangan diberikan saksi kerana ia fakta yang boleh diterima.

Sebaik dijatuhkan hukuman, pasangan terbabit kelihatan bergegas keluar dari mahkamah.

Source: Harian Metro

Monday, 3 September 2007

Made in Malaysia Terorist by kukujiao


Kukujiao (Earl-ku) made this funny entry about a group of Terreris wannabe who issued a warning to Namewee. Frankly speaking, FM would not know how long the video will be up before youtube shuts the terreris video down. Enjoy while you can.

Kukujiao wrote:

Excerpts:

Now i have stayed away from this topic whilst everyone will have at least one entry to the “Negarakuku” hoohaa by Namewee which manage make huge headlines last month. But after watching this video made by a bunch of Made in Malaysia Terrorist, i had to put an entry up too. This is a fucking joke man, hahaha - Made in malaysia Terrorist! Hahaha the sight of them all covered up and issuing threats to the Namewee fella really cracks it up man … So when did this happened? When was it did we manage to bring up any terrorist like this? And i can definitely tell you this bunch of crack heads are government sponsored student …

Just watch …






Then come the bst part, this one guy made another video and replied them, be warned, this is some funny shit man! But hey 369Fighter, i like you man! hahaha





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Gullible Malaysians lose RM35mil to syndicate in lucky draw scam


KUALA LUMPUR: Gullible Malaysians have lost a whopping RM35mil in the past seven months to an international syndicate in an elaborate SMS scam.

Police learnt of the huge losses after 163 cases were reported since January.

Forty people were detained recently in connection with the syndicate, based in Taiwan and Hong Kong, which has been operating here since 2006.

“We believe the syndicate members raked in about RM5mil a month just by sending out SMSes to the Malaysian public, claiming that they had won a lucky draw.

“Our investigations revealed that the syndicate either used a local or Hong Kong cellphone number,” Federal Commercial Crimes Investigations director Comm Datuk Ramli Yusof told The Star.

He said the syndicate had devised at least seven types of SMS scams.

It is learnt the syndicate in Taiwan had raked in an estimated $280mil Taiwanese dollars (RM29.7mil) in the past few years.

At least 19 Taiwanese suspects had been detained in the past few weeks in Xiamen and Fujian provinces in China.

The syndicate’s modus operandi is to send out SMS in Chinese to selected cellphone numbers informing the victims that they have won a lucky draw. They are to contact the number to collect their winnings, usually nothing less than RM100,000.

The message is normally accompanied by two cellphone numbers – a local and a Hong Kong number.

In order for the victims to collect their prize, they must first pay a fee – being legal, insurance and membership expenses.

Some of the SMS scams are:

·VICTIM receives a call that he or she has won a lucky draw by an electrical company based in Hong Kong and that he/she needs to pay a 5% tax to retrieve the goods worth an estimated RM100,000;

·VICTIM receives a call from a Mandarin-speaking person saying that he/she has won a lucky draw contest and to contact the phone numbers given to collect the winnings. But he/she must pay a transfer fee to be deposited into an account. After depositing the money, the victim will be asked to contact another party to collect the prize. When the victim contacts the other party, he/she is asked to pay other charges; and,

·VICTIM receives a call from a person claiming to be a court official. He says the victim has failed to attend a court hearing. This will be followed by another call from a man claiming to be from Bukit Aman. The second caller informs the victim that he/she is involved in a criminal case and has to deposit a certain sum of money or his/her bank account will be frozen.

Source: The Star Online

Sunday, 2 September 2007

Kasanova songsang: Amal 'seks bebas'



KUALA LUMPUR: Satu ajaran sesat yang dikenali sebagai ‘Ajaran Mengenal Allah’ kini bergerak secara agresif di sekitar ibu kota dan Selangor untuk ‘merekrut’ ahli baru, dengan sasaran utamanya kasanova dan pelayan pelanggan (GRO) yang ingin segera masuk syurga.

Ketua kumpulan itu hanya dikenali sebagai ‘Zul’, dipercayai pegawai penguat kuasa undang-undang. Dia diberi gelaran ‘Ibu’ di kalangan pengikut ajaran songsang yang didakwa menjadikan sebuah apartmen mewah di Kampung Baru, di sini, sebagai lokasi perantaraan dengan pengikutnya.

Kegiatan itu didedahkan seorang wanita yang hanya mahu dikenali sebagai Ain, yang bimbang akidah suaminya terpesong selepas menemui beberapa fakta yang menyimpang daripada ajaran Islam yang dipelajari suaminya sejak menyertai kumpulan itu, kira-kira 10 bulan lalu.

“Kami berkahwin lebih 30 tahun. Selama ini saya sering ‘makan hati’ kerana sikap kasanova suami. Dia memang ‘kaki perempuan’. Malah, pernah dia berkahwin baru secara senyap tetapi semua masalah berbangkit berkaitan wanita, saya yakin dapat menanganinya.

“Bagaimanapun, apabila membabitkan agama, saya ‘kalah’ dan tidak mahu bersubahat. Saya menemui banyak ajaran yang jelas menyimpang daripada Islam di dalam buku nota milik suami yang mengandungi ‘doa’ dan maklumat yang ditulis ‘Zul’,” katanya kepada Metro Ahad.

Antara ajaran yang jelas songsang ialah Allah itu bernyawa dan manusia diwajibkan mempunyai seorang isteri, tetapi dibenarkan menjalin hubungan sulit dengan ramai wanita.

Malah, ajaran itu turut menidakkan hukum Islam yang mengharamkan lelaki dan wanita bukan muhrim berdua-duaan di tempat sunyi, apabila ia ada hukum sendiri yang lelaki dan wanita dibenarkan ada di dalam satu bilik.

Ajaran itu juga memanggil Nabi Muhammad dengan panggilan Ahmad, kononnya kerana nama Rasulullah yang sebenar ialah Ahmad, bukan Muhammad.

Satu lagi ajaran kumpulan berkenaan yang berbahaya ialah semua nabi sebelum Rasulullah SAW beragama Yahudi atau Kristian yang tidak pernah bersembahyang lima waktu tetapi dijamin masuk ke syurga.

Justeru, umat Islam hari ini juga tidak perlu bersembahyang, sebaliknya hanya cukup dengan berniat untuk menjadi insan lebih baik.

Ajaran itu juga ada jampi atau mantera tertentu yang akan dibaca secara beramai-ramai di dalam perjumpaan yang diadakan hampir setiap malam, tetapi di lokasi berbeza seperti Kampung Baru, Sungai Buloh, Rawang dan Kajang bagi mengelak diserbu pihak berkuasa.

Bagaimanapun, kata Ain, ketika mengintip pergerakan suaminya sejak sebulan lalu, setiap aktiviti kumpulan itu hanya dihadiri antara 10 hingga 15 orang.

“Mungkin pada masa ini kumpulan mereka belum meluas dan tidak ramai pengikut. Namun, saya bimbang tarikan ‘kebebasan seks’ yang diamalkan kumpulan ini akan menarik lebih ramai orang yang ‘buta agama’,” katanya.

Mengimbas semula pembabitan suaminya di dalam kumpulan itu, Ain berkata, semuanya bermula November tahun lalu apabila suaminya yang berusia 55 tahun dan pengurus restoran lima bintang di ibu kota, berkenalan dengan ‘Zul’.

“Ketika itu rumah tangga kami menghadapi masalah selepas saya mendapat tahu suami berkahwin dengan wanita Indonesia. Sebelum itu saya tahu suami selalu bertukar teman wanita serta ada wanita simpanan, tetapi tidak sehingga tahap berkahwin.

“Bagaimanapun, selepas rahsianya terbongkar, dia berjanji untuk berubah. Akhirnya dia berjumpa ‘Zul’ yang bukannya membawa dia ke jalan benar, sebaliknya menjadi orang kuat ajaran yang saya percaya sesat,” katanya.

Ain mendakwa, berikutan terlalu taksub dengan ajaran itu, suaminya kini menghabiskan sebahagian besar masa dengan ahli kumpulan itu dan hanya pulang ke rumah tiga atau empat hari sekali, itupun hanya untuk mengambil baju dan memberi wang perbelanjaan rumah.

Katanya, dia pernah mengekori suaminya ke apartmen mewah di Kampung Baru, tetapi menunggu di bawah apartmen berjam-jam lamanya sambil memikirkan langkah yang sepatutnya diambil.

“Ini kerana, saya berseorangan untuk menyelesaikan masalah ini. Sekuat manalah kudrat saya sebagai wanita. Saya turut bimbang keselamatan diri.

“Meskipun lima anak kami sudah besar, saya tidak mahu membebankan pemikiran mereka dengan masalah yang dicetuskan bapa mereka kerana selama ini pun banyak masalah ditimbulkan,” katanya.

Ain mendakwa dia menunggu sehingga Subuh selepas mendapati kebanyakan pengikut kumpulan itu sudah pulang sebelum mengetuk pintu apartmen.

“Biasanya ‘waktu belajar’ mereka antara jam 12 tengah malam hingga 3 pagi. Ini kerana mereka bimbang diserbu pihak berkuasa. Malah, dalam buku nota suami saya ada tertulis, ‘jangan sebarkan ajaran ini tanpa mengenali seseorang itu dengan rapat’.

“Sebaik mengetuk pintu, seorang wanita berpakaian seksi berusia 24 tahun yang kemudian saya kenal pasti sebagai GRO membuka pintu. Di dalam apartmen itu, wanita itu hanya dengan suami saya.

“Apabila saya bertanya suami apakah dia tidak malu berkhalwat, sedangkan belajar agama untuk ke syurga, dia (suami) secara selamba membalas, Islam membenarkannya tetapi hanya ulama sekarang yang memutar-belitkan agama hinggakan yang mudah menjadi sukar, sekali gus menyebabkan orang kini menjauhi agama kita,” katanya.

Source: Harian Metro

Teens in Sabah smoking and having sex at early age


KOTA KINABALU: Teenagers in Sabah are taking up smoking at alarmingly high rate and some are having sex as early as the age of 10.

A research by health officials among suburban teenagers in Telipok near here found that 30.3 % admitted to being regular smokers, which is double the national average of 16% and above the global average of 20%.

“Nearly, a third of the teenaged respondents admitted to be smokers. It seems to be a common trend among Sabah teenagers.

“Even more worrying is that the number of young girls taking up smoking has doubled from 4% to 8% in the last 10 years,” Sabah Health Department deputy director Dr Mohd Yusof Ibrahim said at the launching of the Telipok Teen health Clinic here.

The recent research was conducted by the Telipok Health Clinic to gauge the problem of smoking as well as the sexual habits of teenagers, which is to be used as yardstick by the department for its various public health campaigns.

The study also noted that 1.8% of the teenagers admitted to having premarital sex with a few disclosing that they had done so at the age of 10.

“Premarital sex among teenagers, however, seems considerably lower,” he said, in explaining that it could be due to many respondents’ reluctance to answer direct questions on the matter.

Dr Yusof, however, said based on indirect questions like if they (teenagers) were aware of their friends being smokers or had sex showed a higher average with 66.4% saying they had at least one friend who was a smoker and 16.9% having knowledge of one their friends having sex.

Dr Yusof did not mention the number of teenagers interviewed during the research.

He said the Health Ministry found that 40% of the HIV patients in the country were below the age of 29 and in Sabah, 80% of the HIV infected teenagers had contracted it through unhealthy sexual practices.

Source: The Star Online

Watch Ipod Video On Your TV the Cheap Way


This simple technique shows you how to connect your ipod video to your television easily and for very cheap.






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Saturday, 1 September 2007

Funny Urinal Stick Man Sign


The various way of peeing at the Urinal as illustrated by this funny urinal stick man sign.

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