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Wednesday, 31 October 2007

Netting whopper of a grouper



TELUK INTAN: Their dragnet felt extremely heavy but the three fishermen from Hutan Melintang did not think a live 183kg grouper fish was their big catch.

Fisherman Tan Eng Thiam, 45, said the incident happened about 11am yesterday when they were fishing in the Straits of Malacca coast near Sembilan island.

Tan said the machine lifting the dragnet to the fishermen’s boat experienced technical difficulties due to the heavy catch.

He said it was common for the machine to experience difficulties when the drag net got stuck on logs at the bottom of the sea.

“However we were stunned to find what we thought were logs was actually a giant grouper fish that was still alive,” said Tan.
The 2.1-metre-long fish was brought back to the beach near Hutan Melintang. They first sold the fish to a middle-man who later sold it to a restaurant operator for RM5,500.

Before yesterday’s big catch, the heaviest grouper fish caught weighed 163kg.

Source: The New Straits Times

Top Cop denies having RM27 million


KUALA LUMPUR: Federal Commercial Crime Investigation Department director Comm Datuk Ramli Yusoff admitted yesterday that he was the “RM27mil cop” being investigated by the Anti-Corruption Agency, but denied that he had amassed such wealth.

“I do not have RM27mil as alleged by several newspapers. My legal source of income – buying and selling properties including shares – is more than the assets that I have declared under oath. This is certified by an accountant,” he said, adding that he was investigated after a report was lodged against him with the ACA.

Comm Ramli said he had nothing to hide and was willing to work with the ACA and answer any question anytime.

He said that as far as he knew, the ACA had cleared him of any wrongdoing as of Sept 2006, arguing that he would not have been promoted to the rank of commissioner otherwise.

Comm Ramli said he only knew that he was under investigation by the ACA when the Pangkat Gagah Pasukan Polis (police gallantry award) that he was due to receive, was withheld earlier this year.

Speaking at a packed press conference, which was attended by about 30 of this officers, at his office in Bukit Perdana, he said the land he owned in Sabah was government land that he had applied for, adding that the then Inspector-General of Police Tan Sri Mohd Bakri Omar had given his written consent.

“My friend, a former army general and I bought the 800acre (323.3ha) plot and we made a partial payment of about RM200,000, which is 50% of the total value.

“Anyway the land is not ours yet as we have yet to get the grant.''

Comm Ramli said the past three months had been “like living in hell.”

He said he was also sad that certain newspapers had not checked or clarified with him prior to publishing the news.

“I am a normal human being with feelings and I have my family to protect too,” he said.

“You all (media) also should know what you have done to me,” he said, looking at reporters.

Comm Ramli also questioned the ACA's probe into his assets, saying Section 32(1)(b) of the ACA Act stated that all information surrounding investigations was confidential.

“Several newspapers reports quoted ACA sources,” he said, adding that someone had leaked information to the press.

Comm Ramli, who retires in March, denied speculation that he would be resigning.

He said he had refrained from going to the press earlier as he wanted the ACA to carry out its investigations against him.

“I have to be fair to them but unfortunately they are not being fair to me,” he said, adding that he would go on his umrah on Saturday “barring any obstacles”.

Attorney-General Tan Sri Abdul Gani Patail said the ACA's probe had been completed, adding that he was satisfied with the investigations.

“They (ACA officers) are very good and do their work well. It is completed and it was referred directly to me,” he said.

On action to be taken, he said: “We have to discuss it. Even yesterday we had some discussions on this issue.”

Tuesday, 30 October 2007

Singaporeans blur on sex


MANY Singaporeans have been seeking help from doctors on how to have sexual intercourse, Sin Chew Daily reported yesterday.

Singapore Thomson Medical Centre (TMC) founder Dr Cheng Wei Chen said the hospital received several people every month, mostly university graduates, seeking their guidance on how to “do it”.

Its urology senior consultant Dr Lin Fa Cai said he once treated a woman who was married for 10 years and supposedly had sex more than 1,000 times, but was still a virgin.

Dr Lin said the husband, who had a doctorate degree, and his wife, who complained of being unable to conceive, sought help at the hospital.

“The couple told me they had sex about three times a week but when I examined the wife, her hymen was still intact.

“He had a doctorate degree but zero knowledge on sex,” he said.

Another doctor, who declined to be named, said a couple in their 30s sought help from Mount Elizabeth Hospital and Medical Centre for failing to conceive after seven years of marriage.

He said he found no problem with the couple but later discovered that the husband withdrew just before ejaculating.

Source: The Star Online

Monday, 29 October 2007

What is this?





Saturday, 27 October 2007

Sex tutorial with Dr Love


A NEWLY-MARRIED couple had sexual intercourse in front of a Singapore sex expert known as Dr Love after complaining to him that they could not experience sexual pleasure, reported China Press.

The daily said the couple, in their 30s, had called on Dr Love to tell him that they had tried various sex positions but still could not achieve any satisfaction.

He told the daily that the woman also complained that she suffered from stiff back whenever she had sex with her husband.

Dr Love then showed them pictures of various sexual intercourse techniques and explained to the couple, who paid S$700 (RM1,600) in consultation fee, how to tackle their problem.

“It was then that the woman suggested to me that she have sex with her husband in front of me.

“They undressed and had sex on my sofa. They wanted me to correct their mistakes on the spot,” the daily quoted Dr Love as saying.

However, the daily reported that the couple still could not understand the various techniques taught after spending 45 minutes with Dr Love.

Dr Love said an average of 14 couples would have sex in front of him in a year to show him their problems.

He said there was nothing to feel embarrassed about sex as the couples were just hoping to seek sexual pleasure.


Source: The Star Online

Friday, 26 October 2007

Female Compassion



A man was lying on a blanket at the beach

He had no arms or legs.

Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The first woman said " Have you ever had a hug"

The man said "No",

So she gave him a hug and walked on.

The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss".

The man said "No",

So she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The third woman walked over to him, knelt down and whispered in his ear,

"Have you ever been Fucked?

The fellow looked up in amazement and said "No"

The woman smiled and said "You will be when the tide comes in."

Wednesday, 24 October 2007

Never bring a kid to museum


One good reason why we should not bring children to museum.



Tuesday, 23 October 2007

Erra to Wed Engku Emran on Thursday


PETALING JAYA: Singer Erra Fazira and SuriaFM chief operating officer Engku Emran Engku Zainal Abidin will wed on Thursday.

When contacted, Engku Emran said the akad nikah (solemnisation of marriage ceremony) preparations were going well.

“There is still a little bit of time to finalise things. It’s been really hectic,” he told The Star.

“Though the preparations are quite elaborate, we want to keep it a close-knit affair with family members and close friends. I'm too busy to even feel nervous. Maybe, I will be, on the day itself,” he said.

Wedding invitations were sent out yesterday.

Midway through the conversation, Erra interjected and said she hoped the marriage would last, this time.

The singer/actress who had asked for a copy of the Quran from the groom said the gift would signify blessings from God and would be a sweet symbolic gesture.

Erra, who has just finished shooting a Hollywood movie, Hidden in July, said that there had only been a month to prepare everything.

“It’s all a big rush but it’s going to be great.”

The Right Brain vs Left Brain test





The Right Brain vs Left Brain test ... do you see the dancer turning clockwise or anti-clockwise? If clockwise, then you use more of the right side of the brain and vice versa.

Most of us would see the dancer turning anti-clockwise though you can try to focus and change the direction; see if you can do it.

LEFT BRAIN FUNCTIONS
uses logic
detail oriented
facts rule
words and language
present and past
math and science
can comprehend
knowing
acknowledges
order/pattern perception
knows object name
reality based
forms strategies
practical
safe
RIGHT BRAIN FUNCTIONS
uses feeling
"big picture" oriented
imagination rules
symbols and images
present and future
philosophy & religion
can "get it" (i.e. meaning)
believes
appreciates
spatial perception
knows object function
fantasy based
presents possibilities
impetuous
risk taking

Source: The News.com