Though this article from TV Smith is a bit dated, but FM finds the article hilarious.
TV Smith wrote:
Excerpts:
"In the recent 2005 Durex Global Sex Survey, Malaysians overwhelmingly picked the toilet as the preferred place for shagging outside a bedroom. In view of this prevalent practice, Dua Sen presents the definitive guide to toilet bonking...
Where:
Recommended:
• Unisex toilets: Beach Club, Passion, Loft, Thai Club, Liquid KL
• Spacious toilets: Imbi Food Court, KL, Press Club of KL.
• Lonely toilets: Shell Station, Batu 13 Ulu Langat.
• Artistic toilets: Pudu Complex (excellent erotic graffiti on doors).
...
Precautions:
• Due to the foul smell in most of our public toilets, it is advisable to SKIP foreplay.
• Bring along an aerosol can of air freshener and flush BEFORE sex.
• KEEP handbag safely around neck as snatch thieves strike from adjacent cubicles.
• Most of the cheap porcelain break easily, so go EASY on the acrobatics.
• Some toilets/cubicles come with built-in urinals. They usually stink. DO NOT push your partner's head in that direction.
Positions:
While most (understandably) prefer an oral quickie, many copulating positions are possible depending on your dexterity and state of desperation...
" Read further..."
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